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Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Sportsters v. Triumphs: The Conclusion
Here's the full transcript:
(Keep in mind I was trapped at home in a cast, while being taunted from the bar) ...You guys all owe me a brewskis and not that PBR shit.
"Sorry dude, I don't drink poor people beer. I'm buying Blue Moons for the crew."
I hope you take them analy.
"I tried but **** Rotten is major homophobe! Joey was cool with gay antics though."
I just called a **** ***** in to the **** ***** police dept., I told them the primary suspect was a tall skinny model looking fella buying Blue Moons for a large group of men.
"They'll never catch me, I'm on an old triumph."
They don't have to catch you, they will just wait for you to crash all on your own, like in every 1970's biker flick.
"I'm a better ride than Steve McQueen, Bro b."
Ok Ok your a bad ass, I forgot, Im a little busy myself with SOA.
"Make fun of me, but watch that telenova. Your demoted to 883 Rider."
I got tired of watching Vicki the Robot reruns. Are you still at the Blue Oyster? 883 are PUNK ROCK, triumps are like Culture Club.
"Sportsters are not punk. They are mainstream like flock of seagulls. Triumphs are like Subhumans or Crass. You're just unable to be objective. I saw 3 british bikes at the swap and 4,000 Sportsters. You're depeche mode for sure."
Triumphs are not Crass. If anything they are maybe like Elton John but Sportsters are early NOFX and Ironheads are Johnny Thunders or Germs. Ok. I win. Isn't it your beauty nap time?
"Dude. You need a nap beacuse Triumphs are 7 Seconds, The Crew album and all Sportsters are the Partridge Family."
Sportsres are the ******* Freeze, Land of the Lost album. Triumphs are Roxy Music, Avalon.
"Ok Serious this time... Here's what it really is. Sportstsers are Ke$ha and Triumphs are the Misfits.
The End."
You know Ke$ha? ****! Triumps are D I N O S A U R ... ha ha! Sportstsers are Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, beeotch!
...
"Of course I know Ke$ha I have like 5 friends with Sportsters. No but Fo real. Triumphs are Dr. Dre AND Snoop. Sportsters are Kriss Kross."
Sportsters are, Red Cross before Redd Kross. Triumphs are Milli Vanilli...
"if by Milli Vanilli you mean twin trouble, then you're absolutely correct."
And it went on, but I think you already know who the winner is....
Sportsters Forever!
But, for the sake of all things Holy, BUY USED.
But, for the sake of all things Holy, BUY USED.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
"Let me get this straight... ?" Sunday Funny
"Okay, first, both your dogs pissed all over both your backs, then one of you fell off the back of your bike and killed your dog? How exaclty did that happen? ... are you both mentaly retarded?"
Alien Abduction Bash (movie stills 3)
Super awesome breakfast right here. All you could eat buffet. Paid for from the raffle the night before, how cool is that? Delicious! And, there was plenty of everything... thank you so much!
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Atom's Ironhead Plethera of Parts
I know I've posted enough of his Ironhead Relics on the last month or so, that you should all be familiar with his constant state of aquiring awesomeness and bringing it to sell at the LBCS. Well, this weekend is no different. Here's his latest (this morning) aquisition of Ironhead magic that'll be part of the trailer he brings to Long Beach tomorrow. I'll be there in cast as well, bench warming.
Alien Abduction Bash (movie stills 2)
More of the stills I used in the movie. Kiki (above) had a blast and was a great sport!
Alien Abduction Bash 2012, Rachel, Nevada
I got a ton more that weren't used in the movie, but those'll come later (well some of them can never been seen... but most can!) So this is about how I spent the weekend (below). The only thing I really missed was being able to jump up and capture everything that was going on. I totally missed the races along the highway, and my arms were sore as hell from crutching all over that gravel for two days. Luckily, there was plenty of refreshing hydrating beverages available for the thirsty.
It was pink. Now it's purple. One more week and I'm free!
I got a ton more that weren't used in the movie, but those'll come later (well some of them can never been seen... but most can!) So this is about how I spent the weekend (below). The only thing I really missed was being able to jump up and capture everything that was going on. I totally missed the races along the highway, and my arms were sore as hell from crutching all over that gravel for two days. Luckily, there was plenty of refreshing hydrating beverages available for the thirsty.
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