Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Killing Hipsters Since 1969

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Superfriends are GO!!! (or) HUGE ASS HILLBILLY GOOD OL TIMES PARTY!!!!!!

So this years Escape To Hazzard County is nearing the membership closing date...
OCTOBER 31st CLOSES this years Membership drive.
Your chance to join the Superfriends and attend this years "Hazzard County" will close in less than 10 days... 

do it now!

It's our third year running. You've either been to a previous one, or you've seen a ton of photos from one? Maybe you're a hermit and live in a cave without the Internet (but then how are you reading this?) So, you know, and you know what we do... WE THROW A HUGE ASS HILLBILLY GOOD OL' BOYS PARTY!!!

Zombie Performance has created some cool ass trophies for this years "Cock Fight"
So, big boys, do you measure up? We'll see...

Wicklow Atwater is one of five bands playing the Hazzard County Stage this year!

The Duke Contest is totally going to rule!!!
Ladies, might I suggest, you cut them shorter??? Yes.
Jackalope Trading Co. picture by @welovedon

and the Hazzard County Raffle has a whole bunch of bitchin' one off, brand it "Hazzard County" items that really set this raffle one the next level... there's nothing here you can pick up from the local swap or from ebay (I've made sure of that, trust me). All original, one-off (or modified Hazzard) items! (more on that later...)

Stay Trashy Hazzard County... we'll be there soon!

~ Superfriends United ~

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Jay Leno wants you to DIE (of boredom) on the Love Ride...

<edit: see that's proof I've been up all night at work right there... I can't even spell costume. Such a retard.>

... but we'd rather cover you in Blood, Bile and Booze.

Well, that might be an "exaggeration"... "might be." But we've noticed that someone thought it would be funny to post up our full costume ride hashtag under the Love Ride posts on instagram so we've just taken it to the next retard level and fixed all the mistakes with their promo. You're welcome Jay Leno. (and I don't even know if Jay Leno even has anything to do with this years Love Ride, so whatever...)

The choice is pretty simple; 
Dress Up > Required at both events.
(only home made costumes are wayyyy cheaper than taking out a loan and shopping at the Official HD Accessories and Clothing Division at your nearest Dealership).
Booze > Cheaper specials at the Gasser Lounge, wayyy better selections.
Ride > Our will have wayyyyy less traffic involved.
Attitudes > We only encourage two kinds; juvenile and Tom Foolish'
Muisc > Buckcherry can suck it! DMT will murder them seven fold!

OCTOBER 25th 2014

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Escape To Hazzard County 3 is coming up fast!!

 Loud n' Greasy is coming out from Texas for this years Escape To Hazzard County 3 and did find himself looking the Omen of Hazzard County directly in the face at the grocery store this morning...

Good Omens just do follow you to the store unless it's meant to be!

The Hazzard County Raffle, filled with all Hazzard-themed, one off Brand-It Hazzard County, Custom Tooled H/C wallets, logos, etc. etc. is shaping up to be the most impressive assortment of prized Hazzard County memorabilia in history... pictured above Spagettys Garage Co. custom tank shaping up!

This years events are also filling with custom trophies and the like. Each participant event; the Hazzard County Olympics to recognize this years "He-Man of Hazzard County" the "Cock-Fight" (trophies pictured above by Zombie Performance ) and the Daisy Duke Contest to identify this years "Miss Hazzard County!" will all have individual recognition awards!

There'll also be five bands performing live this year
... and everything else that makes Escape To Hazzard County the "diamond earring" in the nose of Southern California that it is every year!

Membership drive cut-off date is October 31st.
Event is November 15th, 2014

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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Killing Hipsters... Since 1969

Inspiration came from a little Instagram joke I put out there about a week ago...

(ships in about a week)
U.S. shipping only, sorry Europe...?

It's a joke, not a dick.
Don't take it so hard.
But it really is a shirt... so go get yours now!

Be Like Bobby

If you've seen it on Instagram, then you get it...

The Nightmare Before Hazzard County

Dead Marionette Theatre is performing LIVE at the Gasser Lounge on several nights, but we're throwing a "full costume ride" (as we do every year) on the Saturday before Halloween (7pm, October 25th) and there'll be a special performance for everyone of DMT that night at 11pm.

Now if you absolutely have to miss the full costume ride, you can still catch DMT in all their glory October 24th, 31st, and Nov. 1st. I'll have more information in the coming week... stay tuned Hazzard County!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Escape To Hazzard County 3 "MEMBERSHIP DRIVE" Closes in approx. 2 Weeks!!

(pictured above; Zombie Perforamce 3rd place Cock-Fight Trophy) 

That's right, our Super Friends Membership Drive CLOSES in approx. 2 Weeks!!
There's always someone who waits till the day after it closes and then says "Hey! I didn't buy my membership... Can I still get one???" Sadly, when Membership in the Super Friends is FULL, the answer is NO... We're limited to allowing only 500 members in this years attendance. Sorry in advance... but let me tease you with the following....

This years DAISY DUKE CONTEST teaser image!
The winner crowned MISS HAZZARD COUNTY 2014 will be taking home a hand-painted BILTWELL helmet, a Trophy, Sash, and the coveted title of Miss Hazzard County!!

If you were there last year, you know it was fun!

More swag in production to fill 500 bags! Stickers, Patches, Rags, Buttons, etc., everyone's taking a bag home (unless you're too plastered and loose it at the event?)

We're proud to welcome back FARTBARF to the Hazzard County Stage!
(There's FIVE bands playing live this year...)

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Full Costume Ride and Dead Marionette Theatre LIVE performance, Oct. 25th 7pm

The Full Costume Ride is pretty much your excuse to get stupid and ride bikes in costumes! Sure, you might play dress-up biker every weekend, but whens the last time you played cross-dress-up biker? If it's in your heart, just go for it! OR maybe any other Halloween (inspired) costume you like... it's up to you.

We'll be keeping it local (bar hop style) so your "accessories" won't blow off and you won't break any press on nails or lose the polka-dot bikini top off your furry Bigfoot costume. 

Yes, there will be prize for BEST COSTUME on October 25th worn on the Full Costume Ride. Winner will be picked upon return to the Gasser Lounge before DEAD MARIONETTE THEATRE preforms (at 11pm)!!! Not to be missed, an all-original-musical-scored Demon-Opera indescribable-live-show that may send you home blind, deaf, or afflicted with seizures! *Legal Jumbo-Mumbo; Not responsible for injuries and/or mental damage sustained at/during/after/from event(s).

Thursday, October 9, 2014


Commonly known as the "Nightmare Before Hazzard County" because it's the last thing we're doing before this years Escape To Hazzard County group camp-out, CARNEVIL at the Gasser Lounge kicks off with a FULL COSTUME RIDE on October 25th, 2014 at 7pm. Returning by 11pm for a LIVE performance by the Dead Marionette Theatre!!

Costumes encouraged!

pictures from last years Full Costume Ride

Monday, October 6, 2014


Friday night we got word that a new store was opening up in East Williamsburg. Turns out Schafmayer and Co. was having a big throwdown with free BBQ by Boobie Trap, Tattoos by Akira Latanzio, and all kinds of booze, babes and a decent place to get weird for the night. We wandered through a cloud of burnout smoke to find a ton of familiar faces, bbq sandwiches, and hot hot babes. Beyond all the amazing kit from Schafmayer adorning all the walls and shelves, it was nice to see our buddies Witness Company and Burn Method to be represented! Now we have a spot to see all their new wares on display in one location! I picked up a coyote tail myself that I needed because of reasons. I wouldn't be sad if we did this every weekend.