Friday, December 19, 2014

The patch that started the great "Internet War of 2015"...


I'd like to offer a public apology to all those that this patch has really offended. It seems that the Internet has taken an instant hatred toward this notion of "DENIM VESTS" now being a "CRIME?" And that's whether they were made as a vest, or, if they were altered from a jacket into a vest. So, before there's any social media flash mob attack against Lady Hump HQ, please accept my public apology.

Sometimes, the butts you hurt the most. Are your own.



You would think, after all this time. People would understand that the Lady Hump is about the jokes...

Sure the patches are real, but so is the humor.





2015 Hazzard County Calendar


That time again already? Yep.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Couple more pictures from the 24Cycles.com 1st annual Toy Drive







So great to see so many friends and new friends come together for a good cause. Thanks again to 24cycles.com for putting this together last Saturday and making Christmas just a little better for some kids who  weren't expecting the generosity of strangers. Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

24 Cycles 1st Annual Toy Drive, San Diego, CA.


This dude Atom crashed his bike about a week ago and still had the balls to hobble his broke ass into the shop to hold the First Annual 24 Cycles Toy Drive he'd been planning for the last month!

Here's a couple pics from the event. Thank you for putting this together Atom / 24Cycles 





Damn if that isn't hundreds of toys! So happy to see that people didn't just be "a" unwrapped toy, but they brought out bags full of toys! Amazing. Thank you so much, everyone who donated at the event AND those who dropped off toys last night at the Gasser Lounge collection. Every toy will go to a needy child and that's better than anything else I can think of doing on perfect "Summer-in-Winter" Saturday with my motorcycle under me!


Friday, December 12, 2014

What's Your Wizard Level?


Ok, I'll admit I stole this picture from a new member profile on Chop Cult, but it needed a little comic levity in the world of Keyboard Thuggery' and Mouseketeers!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Strawberry Shortcake is OVER!

In celebration for bringing the end to (what's it been now?) seven years of giving us all a "Stawberry Shortcake" (look it up. it's vulgar but true) of Dyna'mic Motorcycle Gang action on the small screen... 
I proudly present to you...

... Just how funny the show might have really been if you switched the cast of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia with Sons of Anarchy.

They look so much alike, you'd swear they were the same person!

Both do what they want to do, like wearing full leather, short n' full figured. The perfect Twins.. plus they both pull off a mean Elvis

Charlie Day would make an awesome "Juice" always fucking up and nothing but comic relief. Except, with Charlie Day, the "relief" would actually be funny

If ever there was a character who could dress like a woman and pull it off it's Shane Vandrell, but Dennis Reynolds certainly is just as gay on the "inside."

The lead of this cast would of course be Ronald McDonald as Jax Teller, obviously for his master of karate and dance skills. Jax with "Cats Eyes" could it get any better? He's no leader, but neither is Jax.

Luther would make a perfect, since obviously he's Mac's dad. It only makes perfect sense. Both have prison experience somehow...? He's dead now anyway so what does it matter.

And less we forget the incredible over-acting of Sweet Dee who'll act the shit out of a dead Tara! 
That's right, she'll physically act the "shit" out of a dead Tara... without a doubt.

Tell me you wouldn't watch this show??? If you say "No" you're a god damn liar!!!

***

...and if that's just not enough, travel through time; take a look back at this classic from 2011

One of the greatest VERSUS matches the Bloggosphere has ever seen!
(but why not? Just as dumb)


You'll have to follow the jump to see who won that grudge match.




Monday, December 8, 2014

Put a little Lady Hump in your Sock for Christmas this year


Before you blow your wad... at the mall trying to find that perfect gift and just giving up on life and blowing your brains out with a pretzel-pizza and cinnabon carb overload, why not take a minute to give the everlasting gift of peace and good-will towards fellow man. It's not gay, trust me...

Ok, so it is... I lied. So when that doesn't work, stuff his sock this year with a little Lady Hump

SHIPS IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

Sunday, December 7, 2014

SONS ON ICE


The "Final Ride" might be December 9th, but the story lives on... ON ICE!!!

I understand the Honda Center performances are already sold out, but there are still some tickets available for the Staples Center HERE

I saw a dress rehearsal for this last week and I can tell you, Jax paints the ice RED!

Enter Code "Superfriends" for a special 15% savings for select Sons On Ice performances while supplies last.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

24Cycles is at work with Broken Ribs, a Cast on his Left Arm, and is going to have Surgery.... Why is he working?


Atom (or Adam, whichever you prefer) went down hard on his bike Saturday. He took himself back to the shop where the boys performed meatball surgery (which bone connects to the elbow?) on him until he just couldn't take it anymore and decided, yeah, maybe he should go to the hospital... where he discovered; he had multiple broken ribs, a broken arm, and may need surgery on his knee? So wow! Help a brother out... He's tough cookie, but needs some love.


and his TOY DRIVE is still on for SATURDAY, DEC. 13th 2014, 
BUT NO HUGS!!!!

Introducting the "McDudes!"


Lady Hump Films is currently in post-production on the first season of a son-to-be "Hit" new series destined to fill the void* of the "Sons of Anarchy" cancellation.

Modern Chopper Dudes
COMING THIS SPRING TO FX

Join the "McDudes!"

*Emphasis on VOID

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Ryan Loughridge does Hazzard County 3


Photographer Ryan Loughridge posted a series of photos and a review of this years Escape To Hazzard County 3 on his website. Check it out! ~ Thanks Ryan


Tell me more about "exactly" how you Worship Satan?


If you're going to complain about hipsters, you might as well insult them while you are at it... 
The only thing they've ever "smoked" is probably whole grain glutton free organic toast while preoccupied listening to NPR. The only prostitute they've ever known was really named "Martin" not "Martini" and he's actually the one dishing out the now penciled-in beatings, and whole idea of worshiping Satan comes from movies like Hellboy, Hellraiser, and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Biltwell's in the Chicken Coop!

The Hazzard County Raffle 
~ Chicken Coop ~

Biltwell has been a sponsor of the Hazzard County Raffle since the beginning back in 2012. This year is no different, and once again they came through like a shooting star! Check out all of this years hand-painted raffle (and one trophy) helmet from this years Hazzard County 3 HERE



(Just a few of the photos... All the helmets are pictured through the link above)

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

24CYCLES Toy Drive, Saturday December 13th, San Diego


Lady Hump and Lady Alizon are going to be strapping toys on the bike for the ride down to San Diego, Saturday Dec. 13th for the 24Cycles Toy Drive!!! If you're in the area, be there fuckers.

If you want to roll from the South Bay area, hit me up before then. 

Just a whiff of bikes worthy to shoot at this month's Long Beach Cycle Swap











Diamonds floating on the foam in a endless Sea of Baggers at the Long Beach Cycle Swap.

November 2014


Monday, November 24, 2014

Hazzard County 3 Merchandise Available




Baseball Jereseys and Zipper front Hoodies available from Escape To Hazzard County

Prices postpaid in the U.S.A.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Christopher Medak Photography


Christopher Medak just put up a bunch of Hazzard County 3 photography on his website.


VVMC Two Wheeled TOY DRIVE


 Friday December 5th come down to Venice and help give back to the kids of our community by rolling up on your bike or scooter with a new unwrapped toy in support of the 2nd Annual Two-Wheeled Toy Drive!  

There will be a DJ, complimentary food from Wurstküche & Pitfire Artisan Pizza - Mar Vista, drinks from Angel City Brewery, Pabst Blue Ribbon, American Born Moonshine, & Sailor Jerry, a charity raffle, holiday games and camaraderie amongst friends.  The event will be held at the old city hall, Beyond Baroque, from 8pm-midnight.  A new unwrapped toy or a $20 donation gets you access to the evening's festivities.  

THEN!  Sunday morning, Dec 7th, we will gather at Deus Ex Machina (1001 Lincoln Blvd., Venice CA) for some coffee and strap all of these toys to our bikes.  We have been given the go ahead from the city to ride over the boardwalk into Muscle Beach and deliver the toys in proper fashion:  on our two-wheeled sleds!  There will be a ton of press, local freaks & families, so it will be pretty rad to have a VERY LARGE turnout of support bikes to help with this delivery!

None of this could happen without the support of these fine businesses & clubs: 

Venice Vixens
Black Top Society
British Customs
Biltwell Inc.
Bartels' Harley-Davidson
ABUS
Ahbe Racer
Ohana Alliance
Moto Chop Shop
The Mighty Motor
Indian Motorcycle of OC
Lossa Engineering
Gassercustoms
Ramming Speed
East Side Moto Babes
The Velvets M.C.
Venice Beach Wines
Progressive Suspension
Cerveteca
trim.
Pyrate Ryderz M C
Mike's Motorcycle Towing
Route 66 Modern Classics
Russ Brown Motorcycle Attorneys
Deus Ex Machina USA
Venice Vintage Motorcycle Club - VVMC