Friday, October 2, 2015

Back in Stock! Killing Hipsters

I'm just going to have to pull the trigger and start making these by the 100's instead of the 10's, but for those of you emailing me, yes, I've restocked the shop with more sizes. But seriously, thanks to everyone who's continuing to order from the shop, you're helping to make the continuing educational studies of the "Beermuda Triangle" expeditions a reality! (Yes. We spend the profits on BEER.... That's what we do. It's better than a cardboard sign on the freeway on-ramp).

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Get Lost in the Beermuda Triangle...

Three breweries in three hours, keeping it simple (yet extremely tasty)!
On this episode of the Beermuda Triangle we visited the three following breweries;
It looks like we're going to keep this up, maybe monthly, maybe bi-monthly, but we'll see. There's enough breweries in the area where we can pretty much keep it growing for as long as we want. But suffice to say, the inaugural Beermuda Triangle was a delicious success! 

The Dude's Brew

Smog City

Take a note; Monkish Brewing Co. makes delicious wood fired pizza on thursday and fridays.

and somehow we ended up dunking the evil clowns into the acid vats? Go figure...

And then some other stuff happened... but not worth getting into the sweaty details.

Friday, September 25, 2015

More pics from the Lady Hump Birthday TACO MOTO TUESDAY

Throwing Taco signs. I don't even know what that means... I want two Asada and two Al Pastor!

Toasting with the man who actually named "Bubbles" even though he didn't know it at the time! Cheers RJ.

Five hot chicks!

Now before you say anything... there's a picture above of everyone eating Pizza on a Taco Moto Tuesday, although this in and of itself would be sacrilegious, it's allowable only when we've cleaned out the house of all their Tacos. Which we did. We at them all. Every last single Taco there. Done. Thanks again for everyone who came out! See you next Tuesday.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015


Random shots from Taco Moto Tuesday. Lady Alizon on recruit camera duty. Huge thanks to everyone who turned out for the Birthday Party!!! Thank you all! Big Hug little hug, Big Kiss little kiss... Thanks also to OUT OF BOUNDS, Huntington Beach, for letting us take over the bar (if for just one night).

Sept. 22nd 2015

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Couple things on the Calendar ... Beer, Kulture with Beer, Camping with Beer, and repeat; Camping with Beer!

So we're downsizing. At least that's what I've coined it as. We're going to be hosting, supporting, and MOST IMPORTANTLY attending "smaller" (often free) motorcycle geared events, gatherings, campouts. Let's face it, the "bigger" venues are all fine without our little attendance (or are they? record low attendance has been noted at the last several recent larger local rallies / events. But that's neither here nor care...). So here's a quick list of upcoming songs to put on your play list (not counting the best weekly Taco Moto Tuesday(s), which you can follow on @KultOfSpeed IG ).

The Torrance Beermuda Triangle.
We're hitting three local Torrance breweries in three hours (or until they kick us out...)
Meeting at THE DUDES 6pm FRIDAY September 25th, 2015
1840 W. 208th St. Torrance CA
From there will be traveling an incredibly ridiculously short distance to two other nearby breweries. You will not need to be topped of for this. 


October 10th, 2015
Not a campout, just a afternoon ride
@WussArmy Kit is going to blow our minds... leading us through history to two SoCal museums dedicated to preserving yesterdays artists & automotive kulture. There will be some small fees for a museum entrance. We'll also end the day at a brewery adjacent to our last local. School yourself!
Time TBD. Meet will initiate at the iconic Randy's Donuts in Inglewood.


November 7th 2015
The 4th annual GIANT ROCK RUN
Doesn't get weirder than drinking with Aliens, Ravers, and Goats, all the while listening to the echos of  espionage from World War II alongside a UFO landing strip, tweaker laser light shows, and the largest free standing boulder in the world; Giant Rock.
More information: @KultOfSpeed


Then the very next weekend, November 13th-14th-15th, 2015
The BEERBREED Annual Booze Cruise
Because "Bustin' make me feel good!"
Ghosts of the Old West, Lizard People, and Cold Beer... we'll drink and camp with just about anybody. Something else about mandatory karaoke'...?
More information: @24cycles and @61CadillacKid on IG


So mark your Calendars now because in the same thought as attending these smaller, more intimate, events and campouts, we also won't be mass promoting them and trying to encourage over-attendance. We're not packing any amphitheaters or meeting any attendance quotas. We're not promoting any sponsors, selling any tickets, hiring any valet parking lot staff, or pushing any corporate product lines. We're just going to go out and have a good time. Consider this your personal invitation.

Support Grassroots

Friday, September 18, 2015

TACO MOTO TUESDAY is coming.... 9/22

"Shirley, we could have saved world hunger from extinction if we weren't making dumb posts for Taco Moto Tuesday...?"

"Well why didn't you say so?"

"I did say so."

"No you didn't!"

Friday, September 11, 2015

That's SO Fauxy...

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 But product placement is still our speciality. We can literally cover everything and anything with advertising... There's no limit to what we won't Sell Out! You can only dream of your name on the sides of walls, windows, doors, trashcans, garbage dumpsters, buildings, houses, play forts, tshirts, bottles, cans, wristbands, just about anything you can hold, see, or smell (that's right, the "shitters" are our playgrounds too!), but we can make your wildest dreams a reality people can't get away from no matter where they turn or where they look! We will flood their brains with hypnotizing product placement unitl they puke!!! We can cover anything with our newest most durable class of non-toxic* vinyl adhesive non-removeable coverings for a fraction of what it would cost to paint it all with that old wet sticky takse-too-long-to-dry paints. Paint is so yesterday....

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Take a look around people. It's starting to suck hard...

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Woody... was that you ???

Taco Moto Tuesday "Let's Read a Good Book..."

Taco Moto Tuesday took us to The LIBRARY this week where we were able to enjoy some delicious authentic tacos cooked by Jose' and catch up on our literary interests, including but not limited to; 

  • Canon formation and promulgation (especially as presented by anthologies, syllabi and awards
  • The intersection of literary and genre fiction, especially literary speculative fiction (slipstream, weird) and speculative literary fiction (allegory, magic realism, folk realism)
  • Indie/DIY publishing and marketing
  • Narrative theory, especially point of view and acrobatic characterization
  • Censorship and literary production
  • Small magazines v. Augmentation into the Larger Publication Spectrum
  • Theorizing the radical middle
  • Hi~Lobrow and the Middlebrow and related issues (camp, kitsch, avant garde, etc.)

This was both enlightening and humorous, yet still second to the Tacos that were consumed. So I say to thee, "Cheers! Taco Moto Tuesday, Cheers indeed!"

And then at one point, a lone Librarian came up to our Discussion Group and said that we somehow were "scaring" the other Librarians working? She was encouraged to join our literary group as a gesture of goodwill and to ease her trepidation. As we were unable to locate a chair for her to sit on, she suggested and initiated sitting upon one members lap during a brief discussion on "collaborative storytelling" and seemed to enjoy the intellectual stimulation although apparently did have trouble getting comfortable as she was unable to sit still for an extended period of time. I must say, her inability to find a complacent sitting position upon said persons lap was somehow very unobjectionable to watch.

Some of these pictures were donated from the collection of @Lady_Alizon and from @MouseAndTheMotorcycle

#TacoMotoTuesday is a weekly gathering of like minded motorcycle enthusiasts dedicated to good times and tacos! For future Long Beach events and literary itineraries follow @KultOfSpeed on IG.