Saturday, July 31, 2010

Leopard Outfits

“We’re trying to make the connection between the resurgence of roller derby and this new Harley-Davidson sportster which has great vintage cues just like four-wheeled roller skates,” says Neil Graham, Cycle Canada editor. “It’s a stretch, we know it’s a stretch. But we like women in leopard outfits.”

... STRETCH ...
Read: We will whore any way we can. Vans, PBR, Skateboards, Flannels, I-phones, Rap Music, McDonalds McRib, Trojan Condoms, Payday Advance, Career Colleges, Sham-Wow!, Sketchers, Nordstroms new Harley Davidson line of leather lingerie.
original article

Here's how to make this work.
1.) Have the rider take off all his clothes.
2.) have a half naked roller babe sitting on his tank facing the rider. Holding a beer screaming in delight (but remember it's a non-sexual thing. Don't be gross).
3.) Have the bike chopped cause it sucks stock.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Come Out And Play

Slight change in schedule for this Saturday nights activities.
7:30 pm MOVIE NIGHT at South Bay Customs in El Segundo,
followed by After Party (Bike Night) at the Gasser Lounge, Redondo Beach.

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Whoa! Those are clean lines on one nice bike. Send more Tito ~


I've been fussing over the dreamy memories of the last Slab City Riot, and with the ever increasing excitement and nocturnal combustions of the Slab City Riot 2, I find myself working toward a Lobster Girl inspired t-shirt. I think I'll be passing out and passing out some free super limited shirts at The Range.
Lobster Girls Need Love Too.
Seems I'm not the only one apparently obsessed with the upcoming Slab City Riot 2. This image from Motorradfahrer via the New Blue Collar Moto Blog.


Seven Down - Five To Go. The Year Is Fermenting Quite Nicely.

Lady Hump Current Affairs

If It's News, It'll Only Be Here If There's Sportsters Involved.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan joined California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Simi Valley for a ceremonial signing of a bill making it Ronald Reagan Day every Feb. 6 in California.

The late president — and former California governor — was born Feb. 6, 1911, so the 100th anniversary of his birth is approaching.

The 89-year-old former first lady, wearing a yellow Kill Bill pantsuit and balancing on a samurai sword and the governor's arm, walked into the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. She smiled as Schwarzenegger sat at a desk and ceremoniously (read: faked it) signed a pair of bills Tuesday morning. He officially signed them July 19. ... Schwarzenegger told the audience, "Rona'd Weagan is my Ero."

The governor says Ronald Reagan Day will finally allow schools to teach about someone important, Reagan, and be a day in which Californians can remember his legacy (which is, among other bad ass things, that he once stood next to a Sportster in 1987. I also like, "We begin the bombing in five minutes.")

Other lame ass Californians honored with official days include lettuce picker Cesar Chavez, gay rights crusader Harvey Milk (remember the Twinkie Killer Defense? That was a hoot!) and environmental icon... bla bla bla, it's not even important enough to go through. End News Report.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Australia Goldcoast 2010

After Hours Spotlight

After Hours Choppers
Have always admired this build. A common house fly only lives for three days on the average. A Sportster however, can be made immortal.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


Starts this Saturday and runs through August 21st. Check it at the door Ladies.

Mast Zennlen

Flavour404 has snatched the pebble totally.

Sheikkines 2009 Helsinki

(This first one is not a Sportster, but check out the DAD and KID both taking pictures of the bike! That right there is parenthood people!)
Pic's stolen from a photobucket page I surfed onto.
He also has a Sportster of the Week folder HERE. Pretty Cool.

Slab City Riot 2 UPDATE

Direct from the Biltwellok blog:
This thing is coming together!
"Thanks to some new sponsors for jumping in with both feet.Trumpnut, Old Gold Garage Co., Kickstart Cycle Supply andFastlane Tattoo. These people are into motorcycles and grass roots event and put their money where their mouth is, so support 'em! A third band has been added to the mix. We're stoked to have Bricktopplaying this year, they're riding out from Tucson and are going to kick your ass. The music is going to be off the hook, starting with Shelby Cobra & The Mustangs. This is good solid outlaw country kinda music which will be a good way to get things started. They should be going on around sunset. You can preview some of their music on Facebook or buy it on iTunes. Bricktop comes on next and are guaranteed to add some energy to this deal in heavy doses.
Once you are good and loaded watch out for the freaks in ninja suits... The final band will be the New York Ninjas. From Orange County. Not the Orange County in New York or wherever that dumb chopper show was from, our Orange County. Solid punk rock and roll with a feverish stage presence, these guys are going to rule the Slabs.
Thanks to everyone who is pitching in on this, it's gonna be a barn burner for sure."

Read the last part of the last sentence one more time... FOR SURE.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Get Patched In

"Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!"
~ Nacho

Get it? "new" not "now" Take it as a compliment and an incentive to chop it up, make it your own, and bust a move!

And hey, celebrate. I made it to the very bottom of the Biker Blog listings! Now, if that isn't exactly where Lady Hump belongs, I don't know where is sweet child of mine!

The Shit Bird

NO disrespect intended but when it's time to line up and be assigned a nick-name, and you are covered in old caked bird shit, some names just fit so rue the day! Doesn't mean you got a short dong or lack game, sometimes, the contrary mousier. Oi! Punks NOt Dead (It is.... it's as dead as raves are in Germany and Los Angeles) and neigh are you. You got some old school detention under your belt. You got scars and bullet holes in places that make good stories (unlike gangsters who just got shot repeatedly). Your bike (may or may not have been) seen here! ~ LadY HuMp

Copper Ironhead

Brass oil lines, tapped bars.

The Creeper

For Sale

More Parking Lot

Sweet Ironhide
Dueling Banjos
Nice Bars

Start Chopping

Sunday, July 25, 2010

The Plateau of Parking Lots -or- Zombiage

I think I may have reached critical mass in my parking lot attempts at photography. One can only wander through a dealership showroom before one becomes either obsessed with purchasing a new fuel injected year end clearance model under the dark custom zombiage (zombie + bondage = zombiage) or you hurl a stomach full of bolt on accessories in a dry heaving bout of dysentery. Either way, it's a utter let down and disapointment. Yes, I have actively promoted that this swap meet is the best of the best of the best, and I stand by that as so far as "monthly" swap meets are concerned, but today was something else. So I raise a PBR to those who brought their wares into the fray to howk and barter, but they were few and far between the mass of imported knock-off Samcro bolt ons of pantheon "biker" regalia. Long live the King. The King is Dead.

Long Beach July 25th 2010

Saturday, July 24, 2010