Happy Last Year

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

~ See You In The Future ~

Don't go taking yourself too seriously now.

Devistating ...

   Just in...The star of the #1 hit TV show "Jax" from "Sons Of Anarchy" joins the Easyriders 2011 Bike Show Tour! Charlie Hunnam "Jackson 'Jax' Teller" from Sons Of Anarchy will be hosting, signing autographs for a fee, & taking pictures for a fee at the Easyriders 2011 Bike Show Tour in both LA on Saturday January 8th at the Los Angeles Convention Center & Sacramento on January 15th /16th at the Sacramento Convention Center (Saturday only).

  The Easyriders Bike Show Tour is both extremely proud and excited to be able to bring fans closer with the star of not only the top motorcyle show on television today, but quite possibly the most entertaining and best show around. Time Magazine calls Sons Of Anarchy "Devastatingly Powerful" as over 5.9 million viewers a week tune in to make it F/X's highest rated series ever. Easyriders Events owner Greg Hicks said "Our goal at Easyriders Events is to bring our patrons one of a kind, quality entertainment while always striving to achieve top quality service and do our very best to bring in the talent and attractions that our patrons want. Sons Of Anarchy is the most popular show on TV today so who better to get than the star of the show Charlie Hunnam "Jax". We want our patrons to be able to come to our shows meet and see not only one of the most popular names in the motorcycle industry, but also in all of entertainment today"

Although I'm in no way attending this event, it might be worth the chance to wear a Speedo and rub my junk against the Jax for a Lady Hump photo.

Wait a minute .... Come to think of it, I've been to shows like this before!

(That's a Biker in disguise. Can you guess who?)

 *I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

Every day it becomes more clear that I don't belong here. I'm certain now that Luke and Leia are together. They barely try to hide it from me. Leia hates my apathy. She hates all of me. Her chill is terrifying. I know my days are numbered Lando, and when these letters stop you can be certain my death will come at the hands of my Princess and best friend. At least my sweet Chewbacca will never suffer my life. I miss him so much. I only pray that Jacen finds a different path. He already reminds me so much of myself.

Skinny Jean

Skinny Jean (Ironhead cafe racer) from Old School Garage

Amelia Dinmore

There was a total of 4 shots from this set, but since I already had the other two on previous posts I figured just post the two I didn't already have.

Skinny Jean (the Sportster) and Amelia Dinmore

Old School Garage also has a set of photos from this bike (Slightly Twisted), you might remember as a Lady Hump best of 2010 for Best White Frame (they're hard to pull off...). Pretty cool stuff. Couldn't find a website per say for Old School Garage other than a facebook (and I don't do facebook).

So I go through all this for a hot rainbow asian pinup (and Wow!) and a slick Iornhead (even bigger WOW!!!) to go full circle jerk and now mention that next year, the Lady Hump is going to go off the non-contributor content wagon. We've got enough dates and one night stands to effectively go with what we shoot. They're might be less posts overall (hardly!) but I don't want this to become a mediocre docking port for your Millennium Falcon amongst a hive of scum and villainy. You still might catch a drag queen once and a while just to t.o. the "show your tits" crowd. I actually am working on that photo shoot myself.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life. 

"I happen to like nice men."

I'm a nice man.

and thanks for those of you who pointed me in the right direction more than once! Gracias Muchachos.

Under The Tree

 Some new riding gloves for the bitterly cold winter in So. Cal. where it's been know to drop as low as the high 60's. Gonna work great with the blog too cause the tips are fingerless. Makes dancing on the keys that much more magical.

 Unicorn Steaks. Can't go wrong with Meat! Yes, it is murder...

And someone sent a stolen photo with some clues as to who took them out of Long Beach, although I've pretty much struck out on tracking them down. Thanks for the effort(s). I want to re-post this photo shoot if you have them.

Santa Loves Lady Hump Cookies!

Bite Me!

Festivus Regulating

 This is going to be a great Christmas! At least until you hit the pavement for the ride home after new years ....

 And don't think the man hasn't forgotten about you this year... in yet "another way" to celebrate your creativity (i.e. punish you for not conforming to the HD market brand product).

 Some new CA regulations you may have read about on various blogs and forums go into effect Jan 1, 2011. Think of it like this, in a state of utter and complete bankruptcy, how (can we) tax even more people? Go after the big problems that everyone is guilty of willfully disobeying, like speeding, crossing solid white lines, lane changing without signaling? (and there's probably more money in just following up on unpaid tickets already then finding minuscule reasons to write new ones...) No. Not to even mention the masses driving without a DL or Insurance??? Since everyone does that, it would be too hard to crack down on. But, find little tiny issues and make those reasons to pull over motorcycle(ists) with infraction related stops.

 Can't run this plate.

 Can't run this plate either...

Now don't get me wrong, I love cops in all shapes and sizes and I'm all for the visibility of the rear mount (see below). After all, I seriously doubt that any LEO is standing behind this legislation with pen or open wallet. No matter what, this will only cost tax payers before there's ever a payout at the city clerks office of penalty and fine collection(s). But when it comes to this place I live called the "Land of the Free" I'd like the option to choose which license plate mount(ing) I find more attractive (again, see below). 

Makes me think of that line from Full Metal Jacket. Something about getting aced in the shoot and not even having the courtesy of a reach around?

 Hope you relish in this Festivus joy!

Happy Holidays from the Lady Hump

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Ladies and Sportster Lovers! Hope I had the chance to take your picture this year. If not, we'll have to make a date. Probably not too many people checking out the o' Hump on this almost holiday. I'll be working like crazy through it (I had most of the last two weeks off already so I had my festivities on) and someone's got to man the Dykes and I got plenty o' fingers ready!

David Mann ~ Enjoy these few remaining Sportster pics

 Some random parking lot pictures

 The crowd inside was getting a little bit too congested for my tastes.

 Never Ready's check that site out!

Open Invitation to view my Junk

I know most of you come here for one bike and one bike only, the Sportster. But I do recognize that there are other bikes on this planet. If it so interests you to see the "other" or as I refer to them, "Non-Sportsters" or "Those Less Worthy" or "Those Who Shall Repent" bike pictures from the David Mann (or other shows events over the last few years) here's a link to my Flickr account where I post most of the photos I take. If you want to steal them for your own blog, be my guest. You know my name. If you feel obligated to link anything make it to the Lady Hump blog so I can continue my practice of converting non-believers to the wonderful world of Sportsters.

"Whey't a minute? They're other bikes besides Spotay's?"

"Yes Timmy..."

Well Kick My Ass! more David Mann parking lot

If you know my tastes yet, you know I'm a fan of the fish tales. This bike shows exactly what you can do with an Evo Sportster and have the baddest asse bike in town. F*ck the 48's this is the sharks tooth of David Mann's parking lot gems and jewels! If there was a BEST OF 2010 #21 This Bike Would Be IT! This bikes spits lava like a prostitute spits spunk.

Are you a Detective?

 O.k. people time to do some detective work here...

I took the above picture recently at the (infamous  and/or hated) Long Beach Cycle Swap. But, obviously, this bike has been used in some Asian Chick w/ Green Hair photo shoot(s). So, who here can link me to the source??? Don't fail me people!

BEST OF 2010 (20 of 20)

 BEST OF 2010 ~ BEST Of The BEST

Best Bonfire n' 3 Day Party I attended in 2010 by far.

 The Biltwell 500 ~ Baja, Mexico

That wraps up 20 for 20 BEST OF 2010 posts ending the year for the Lady Hump blog. Hope you continue to have a festive holiday season. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. We'll be back next year with some more Lil' Jewels of Sportster Mama Lama meditations, entertainment and inspirations collected for one person and one person only, You (of course...). Cause you're THAT special.