Friday, June 3, 2011

Can't afford it? So give it to Harley Davidson.

You might not care how they do it in California, but did you know last year Americans spent $2 Billion dollars on Life Coaches,
Americans spent $1.4 Billion on Botox
(and maybe they needed it the hags!)
and $500 Million on Self Improvement Tapes.
(Come on, who buys tapes anymore?... seriously, I wonder if the tapes said, you need to go buy crap... buy the crap... buy it.)
Seriously? Who has ever parked their bikes on boat docks? Retards.
But Harley Davidson NEEDS that money. So please, spend it at a Dealership near you.

Last Year Americans also bought over 2 Billion Gallons of Beer,
spent over $3.62 Billion on internet pornography
and over $6 Billion on Marijuana sales.
So why don't you stop living your life and fork over the dough to Harley Davidson?! I don't know what's wrong with you people. Stop thinking for yourselves and let the regular maintenance schedule control your pathetic life you bunch o' wrigley double dip recession losers. Must go to dealer, time to check fluid levels. If you market it, they will buy it. Sell, sell, sell.


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