Wednesday, June 22, 2011


In times of hype and desperation, people will believe what they want to believe. And so, we sold them what they wanted to become. A trick in the form of metal flake and flattery. the Riders thought the bike would make them "bikers". And they were right, it will make them "Our Bikers". Except that it is their individual tastes that will be destroyed. Not, The Factory. Our best marketing strategies have failed time again to complete the ultimate deception. Something was missing. We had to think, radically. We had to copy the Dice, Street Chopper, and a billion blogs across the world where people bypassed the factory and worked on their own bikes. It was a hard concept to compute to say the least. And so we made "dark customs". We created the perfect infiltration unit. You. You did what the Dealership has failed to do for so many years. You killed your own light of creativity. Don't fight conformity. Remember you are your Nightster. 
 [Radio Transmission] "We've been fighting a long time. We are out numbered by factory marketing strategies. Advertising around the clock, without quit. Humans have a strength that cannot be measured in a monthly payment plan. This is All3n Lady Hump. If you are listening to this, you are the resistance." 
 You want to know the difference between us and stock factory motorcycles? We care about our own motorcycles. But the factory doesn't care about you. 
 There is a "dark custom" storm on the horizon. A time of embarrassment and pain. This battle has been won, but the war against the Dealerships new models each year races on. Harley's global network remains strong, but we will not quit, until all of it is exposed. This is All3n Lady Hump. There is no flake, but what we make. 


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