This is a public service message for the citizens of Los Angeles. There will be a freeway closure this weekend. You will be dramatically affected by this to the point of being unable to care for, think for, or do for yourself. This map assumes you are severly to mildy Retarded, either that, or it is actually a TEST to see if you can decode high-tech military encryption algorithms like some kind of Savant Genius out of a Bruce Willis movie? Hey, Simon. Look at me. Look at me, Simon. Look at my eyes. Look at my eyes. It's me, All3n.
Save yourself from what is being billed as the end of the world-of-freeway closures this same weekend and get out of town. Forget your life, your plans, your bills (see, we need you to forget them so we can charge you late interest fees and issue warrants for your arrest. We gotta keep the system afloat.) Splitting lanes will only get you so far, until you're diverted off the freeway. Believe what we tell you in the media. News is our unbiased opinion on what you will swallow when we shove it down your gullet.
The T-Rex NEVER gave spare change to any homeless, cared about California Emission Laws, or needed to put baby kittens into pillow sacks to dispose of them in any river, fed the meter, cleaned his fingernails, added fabric softener to the laundry, poached an egg, or added sweet and low to his coffee... Why should you entertain "ant" like thinking with a brain bigger than his? You're a survivor. You're a winner baby. Take control of your ant hill destiny. And don't let the hype step you you, little ant.