"Why did I buy an Odyssey? I should have bought a used Sportster... Im so dumb."
or "meesa so dumb." (Jar Jar Binks)
or "duh, le'stupid." (Pepe le pu)
or "I'm a fooking tard aye!" (District 9).
Bikes and Choppas out front.
Sportster parking was in the rear evidently.