Friday, September 30, 2011

Smile, you're at the best swap meet of the year! ... El Camino

El Camino Grand Prix? perhaps....
"Did you hurt yourself when you fell.... from Heaven?"

Correction: The best Triumph Swap Meet of the year.... come on' people, bring out those girly bikes damnit!
We need more Sportsters.

Who are the Wuss Bros?

Sometimes dumbass ideas just make you giggle for no other reason than, you're probably too tired to think straight anyway (this is my story), so just run with it and see where it takes you. I might take you smack dab into a brick wall (been there, done that), or it might take you to heights unknown that dip the wick of genius (delusional? maybe. Yes.).


Someone tell me what episode?

VVMC 2011 Rally is in the works...

I know they're (have been) working on this years rally. Last years was a blast, can't wait for this  years she'nanagans.
October 22nd, save the date.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Jimmeny Christmas, Did I die and go to Hell? Nobody Told Me...

 Wher'ar all the White Women at?
 Is like there some kind of temporal time vortex sucking all the english lolli gag motorbikes here? Someone call the Doctor...

(ha ha, there's English humor for you blowks!)
 There's enough Triumph's here to actually probably legally define the upper parking structure at El Camino College a colony of the United Kingdom for the day.

Psst... how much for the Walker?


 That's some Slims Fab I believe. Time for some Investigay~sion... I'll get to the bottom of this raddness.
Visit ATOMIC26FAB if for no other reason than the Sporters pics... Oh yeah!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Six Degrees of Sportsters

Six Degrees of Sportster is a drinking game based on the concept of the small world phenomenon and rests on the assumption that any individual motorcycle owner can be linked through his or her motorcycle ownership to a Harley Davidson Sportster within six steps. The name of the game is a play on the "six degrees of separation" concept. The game requires a group of complete dorks to try to connect any "rider" (yourself) to owning or knowing an owner of a Sportster as quickly as possible and in as few links as possible. Broken links count as two points, example: "I bought a Sportster, but my girlfriend wouldn't actually let me ride it because she thought motorcycles were too dangers." As for the drinking, you just start and don't stop for as long as you keep talking about Sportsters. Sometimes this game can go on for days on end.

Trucker Hats are DEAD, Long Live the Captain's Cap! ~ Go Sailor...

San Onofre gots more than two big Cements Titties

More info as I have it...

Tuesday, September 27, 2011



Visit. Enjoy. Realize. Visualize.

Not another build thread...

I know some of you (Rouser) might wanna stab me in the ass for this but I'm going two-up travel ready on all my bikes. Mock up. Next; relocate the plate to the fender and the Douche Unicorn to the Sissy, put some Biltwell pegs on and lay down the rubber... 

FREE Whiskey and FREE Beach Balls!

 Since it's official, Summer is now extended six more weeks. To celebrate the Gasser Lounge had a Beaver make an appearance and since he did see his shadow, the rest is, history...

Drink specials included free whiskey (for those of us lucky enough to be there! ... sorry, you missed out) and Free Gasser Lounge Beachballs. Now, don't you wish you were there?

You can be, next time... The Lady Hump Blog fully recommends the Gasser Lounge for all your celebratory necessities and libations. Besides, we use it as a meet place for all the rides we roll out of the South Bay. The next one leaving from the Gasser will be the David Mann show in December.

How much for that Lamp? $40... Whadda' Steal!

Monday, September 26, 2011

I had a trip of a birthday...

Well, for my birthday, we made a run down to Temecula and did a little pre-run for this years WUSS RIDE. We're taking a northern course this year, and as always, all bikes are welcome. It's not as easy as a course as last year, there's a lot more twist and turns and much more scenery that'll make you squeeze a couple drops. Hit the WUSS RIDE blog and watch the video!
 You probably can't appreciate this, but I fixed the Unicorn. I did. I did.
Builder Bill, what a guy!

Peace if for Hippies, and for SALE at the El Camino Cycle Swap

 "Hey man, don't harsh my mellow... alright brother."