Saturday, November 19, 2011

Kid Rock at the Slab City Riot 3 bitches'

 Who's that early morning stoned pimp? It's none other than Kid Rock who attended the Slab City Riot 3! Man, a real celebrity come'n on out to the slabs! Hell yeah!
But no. It's merely a cool cat named Jay from Denver, who's bike broke down along the road and he ended up taking the dog (grey hound) out to Slab City in anticipation of a Riot that never happened. He boarded the bus on a monday and arrived on a wednesday, never receiving word that the Riot had been cancelled. The shame, the shame. So he sat around Slab City waiting for a party that never came. The sun set, and the sun rose again. Lest we not leave out the warrior spirit in dear Jay, the ride around the Salton Sea on Saturday led to a brief (albeit sneaky) stop at Slab City were Jay was rescued! Applause please...

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