Thursday, June 30, 2011

Welcome Visitors from Poontuner Space

Hello everybody. This blog has been getting a ton of traffic, and THANK YOU for looking. So far this year we're on track to hit 100,000 visitors in 2011. Noodles for breakfast once again. Ramen. You ever make a cup of coffee and it has that toilet water after taste? Squirt. Gee, I never expected so much from just another avenue to share my own photos and talk some much deserved "crystal clear" smack. But, that shows what a couple of bikini shots will do I guess? It's an illusion. Nothing is shocking AND everything IS gay. Huge. Even if you think it's not, that what makes it so. Face. That being said, all you stuck in a rut of a towners, say hello once in a while! Share a photo or two if you got something funny or bolted a new dildo or doodad on your Sportster. Slapping. I dare YOU! I double-dog dare you. Dong.
Not that I'm trying to be the biggest baddest hardcore'st pimple-blog on the ass of the eUniverse or anything. That's already done. They're Sportsters after all, i.e. motorcycles for girls. Wuss. I still consider this a Good JOKE between friends (those I know and those I don't, but those who still "get it"), but I also think that some of the traffic here is by accident. Boner. "What the hell is this?" Those are the people who have not a clue about what they're seeing here. No offense, but stay for a while and emasculate yourself. It's not like the internet will run out of tits and booty while you take a break. Read some of my pasts ramblings about BUYING USED, and maybe, just maybe, I'll save you a blown wad of cash and help you bring back/reclaim/discover for the first time, like a Virgin, your Manhood (for lack of a better word). There's beater things to occupussy your time with than muff on your poontuner.
 "Bikers Pick It In The Wind"
Some pictures sent in from last May's El Diablo Run (2011) that I just got my hands on, but it was a fantastic trip!
Juno and Alan.
 And is that Tyler Durden?

Beard for Sale!
 He's rocking the patch AND shirt! Damn that's sexy.
Whadda' Tool.
I didn't take these pictures but they're all of the South Bay "Gasser" Crew that made it down south of the border. One more dumb note: Playlist opened up the AUTO START feature on their website for music on blogs. It was pretty retarded when they took it away in the first place. But, they've added commercials to their playlists you create. The commercials SUCK ASS, so just ignore them.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Thursday June 30th

 Two things to do this Thursday. If you're in Los Angeles, you can hit the Beach Blanket Burlesque show at the Club Monte Cristo. And, if you're down south in the San Diego area, hit up the Tower Bar for the Mini-Bike Build Off! Both sound like a blast. If you TAKE PICTURES I'll post them up! Sen them HERE.

I must be retarded?

 I got mine! That's right, it's a DOUCHE LAROUCHE MC Unicorn tail-light, and she's mounted on my shovel. I'd love to be able to tell you where to get your own... but they're still in the process of getting a store together. When the announce it, i'll forward it up.
 Unicorni'lishous!

and thanks to Kit for throwing me the green!

Mike B's WHITE TRASH Pool Party






BF3 Some Vendor area shots, pre People







Vendor Area random shots, pre-people. And everyone was just starting to unpack their goods. Once the place started filling up, by noon (remember, it opened it's doors at 10 am) the shots were almost impossible to get without having a spectator walk in-front of your camera or cast a shadow over the shot. Great Vendor turn-out. There were a very few "typical" biker-event Vendors, but the majority were spot-on for this show. Seriously, if you want Chinese build stuff, go to Long Beach. But if you're looking for the full spread of guys making stuff for guys like you (and gals too), then this was the spot for you. I even got my hands on something pretty fugging cool... I'll show you later. (5/30)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

BF3 (4/30)





Some early morning. Think I'll shoot for 30 posts for BF3 over July. There's a lot happening this month and any more might be overkill. (I always say 20 or 30 and then it ends up being 40 or 50 anyway with all the extra stuff, so suffice to say, it won't be like a chinese meal. You know, you're hungry again in 15 minutes...).

pre Born Free 3

On the way to the show... and then there.




Just a few random shots from the day prior.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Gasser Lounge ~ 2 Year Anniversary Pool Party






 Seriously? You missed Mike B's WHITE TRASH Pool Party? What is up with that? This was also the end of the weekend long 2 Year Anniversary Party for the Gasser Lounge, and WOW! Does this place know how to run a bar. Yes. Duh. Full throttle madness for the sake of madness!

GASSER LOUNGE nuff said.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Tiptoe through the Tulips ~ Beerbreed

So I'm having a typical rad time, hanging with the boys down at the Born Free 3 picnic, doing the "boys" thing, and Atom comes up to me and say's something like, "Hey man. You wanna see my Tulip?" I say, yeah, pull that sucka' out. He does. I say, is this a secret or do you wanna let the entire WORLD know about this? He says, "Go for it." I say, Word.
So where can you get your oily grubs on a light like few other? Right here, at the BEERBREED STORE. And seriously, at $40.00, it's probably the cheapest "Tulip" you'll ever screw (into your 32/33 Ford tail light housing).
Does it have a G-Spot? Well, let me ask you this; How many Bikers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Reminds me of my first time, although that was over Pizza and Halo Genics... things got illuminated in far different ways. 

Fishing at BORN FREE 3

 Yep. There were people (kids) fishing the Fishin' Hole at Born Free 3! Caught some pretty big Cat Fish too. So when you have a mega event such as this has turned into, and I don't know what else to call it but the biggest thing to "happen overnight" I can recall, it's easy to get overwhelmed in the "mega" of it all. There were literally thousands of bikes on both lots, there were literally thousands more on the route to Born Free 3 as I was heading out (had to jet before the awards...). I'm sure a crafty photography could have snapped up a "Million Bike Exodus" when the Knuckle Winner was announced and the sea of bikers, motorcycle enthusiasts, and spectators caused one of the biggest bike traffic jam in Southern California over the last, ? I don't know, ever.
 Born Free 3 
 Right when the show was about to open, those "vendors" who had camped with their wares overnight started lining up their bikes. I believe (and I might still be totally wrong on this one) that this is one of the Haints bikes outta Alabama (I've got pretty good odds I'm right, since it had Alabama plates on her?) and was one (if not thee) my favorite Sportster on the lot. Just gave me a feeling that if she could talk, she'd say, "Don't call me Nightster, Shirley!" And the empty lot you see in the background there, was not empty by noon.


July will have a Born Free 3 post almost every day Lady Hump style. Hopefully more details than mega-tales, but I gotta admit, it was overwhelming and focusing became a (non-alcoholic induced) problem.