$13,500.00 Holy Spandex Batman!!!
Why spend an arm and a leg. And in some cases, ridiculously more... ? Using the most modern computers (pong) available to the researchers at the Lady Hump Institute of Technology, we've come to the scientifically proven Star Trek tested result; that USED Sportsters are the single most affordable bike on the market based on a spread wide variety of Hipster Tendencies (they're too mainstream of a bike) and (* The Stripper Pole) Stripping Possibilities (you can literally, remove as many unnecessary parts as you'd like and the bike will continue to rip it up).
* A Stripper Pole is the base line example of perfect minimalism. What you do on it, is another matter altogether.