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2012 END OF DAYS ~ Bean Pot

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JANUARY

7th Biltwell garage sale

7th Easyrider ABORTIONFEST

7th Enchantment Under the Sea

14th Victory Electric Tattoo

19th BYOBoogie Van, Costa Mesa

FEBRUARY

4th LOVE Cycle 3 Yr Aniv.

7th Lightnin' Woodcock / Viper Room

10th Larouchentines

10th South Bay Customs / Art show

11th Hipster thing in SD

11th Long Beach Trading Co. / Black Tibetans

11th Jeff Decker / Melrose art show

11th Loco Moto / Anaheim party

19th Malibu Van Cruise

25th Johnny Cash Birthday BASH at the Gasser Lounge

MARCH

11th DIXIE at Alex's Bar

17th The Rukus Ride and Gasser Lounge St. Patricks Day Party

24-25th BACON RUN

31st Street Chopper Release

31st DICE release Burbank

APRIL

7th RISE ABOVE w/ Lady Hump

and Jesus' later that night at the Gasser

14th Hippy Killer

28th GIANT ROCK RUN, Long Beach to Joshua Tree camp trip

29th Bobber ZunZun

MAY

12th Burbank Swap Meet

19th Alien Abduction Bash Nevada!

25th TriCo party

26th Motor Psycho movie, Falcon Club

27th LBCS

JUNE

2nd Go and Flow Carnival

9th Perri Ink

16th Hell On Wheels

30th Born Free 4

JULY

AUGUST

10-12th Philo Beddoe

SEPTEMBER

7-9th Rapid Run to Kern River 2

22nd El Camino College

OCTOBER

NOVEMBER

DECEMBER

TBD David Mann

21st END OF THE WORLD PARTY TBD

Harder Deeper Faster

Once upon a time there was a man who had a blog about the magical mystical hypnotically driven Sportster motorcycle(s). Built by a giant galaxy spanning evil empire of hot oiled leather dread for purposes not fully understood by modern man or sentient machine, possibly for off road purposes originally, but through modern technological improvements (at least through the early eighties) now a terror of the road disguised as only a queen could pull it out and off! The learner bike. The girls bike. The first Harley you ever owned. A little known fact; the Soldiers that captured Saddam Hussein after the gulf war did so tracking him down while riding Sportsters for Operation Red Dawn (or as those in the know remember, "Operation Quad Dawn."). The final conflict fast approaching, the Sportster has remained true to it's design regardless of how many times the empire has attempted to church it up, chap it down, or flake it out. Sportsters not dead, they just suck new. What does Chuck Norris not fight? Sportsters. What do Sportsters pity? Mr. T. o' snap.
If Sportsters ever die, John Denver, Jeffry Ross Hymen, and Jerry Garcia, may they all rest in peace, would come back from the dead to sing the eulogy, unleashing a deadly zombie virus upon the earth, but still able to make sweet sweet country love on that acoustic guitar, belting out the tooth chip'n hits, and one more eternity long chorus of trucking for the greatest bike in the world! Remember, there are only three kinds of motorcycles in this world, (a.) Evo Sportsters, (b.) Ironhead Sportsters, and (c.) Those Less Worthy.