I'd like the "I {heart} Strippers" shirt, and thorw in a "These Are My Church Clothes" patch too. They'll really go together nicely this weekend when I polish me 'Hawg.
DILLIGAF ...
How much for the Steam Punk Dildo's?
"Sir, you give'th me a most wild case of the Vapors."
"Sir, you give'th me a most wild case of the Vapors."
Hey, wait a minute? Arn't those just unpainted Wuss Ride Helmets?
What kind'a Hypocricay is this?
"The best kind my dear, the Best kind..."
What am I missing?
SHIT.
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You know, of course, because you aren't there all the good stuff will be.
So don't be a bitch and go to the swap-meet and get'cha some matching salt and pepper shakers for your ride.
Bonus points if you find a ceramic statuette of two pigs fucking that says "Makin' Bacon".
Mmmmmm.... macon' Bacon. I love Georgia.
Not going to happen. No way. This place is nearest and dearest detestable malicious farce of Long Beach. It's brings my whole image of the city down a few ladder rungs. And I used to praise it, but over the last year, it's really taken a shit on itself in the form of "anything goes!"
You want a "everything" swap meet, this is fast turning into one. Wanna Be Rose Bowl B.S.
If You don't go....You will miss the "Bike Show"
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