Wednesday, March 7, 2012

F Troop ~ a Lady Hump Television Special

~ Sam's Crow ~
Becoming a hero by accidentally leading a cavalry charge the wrong way, an expert horse rider, Lieutenant Teller is given command of Fort Charming. The Fort's crafty Sgt. Morrow has a deal with the local Mayan Indians to market their wares and their women to the tourists. They must sometimes pretend to be enemies (and the Mayans really are enemies). Jemma, a crafty cougar prairie vixen, is out to marry the innocent Teller. The extent of each episode revolves around the smoking of the peace pipe, the control of whiskey (or "fire water") throughout the Charming Valley, and the wacky hi jinx of civil war Calvary horse rides and gunfire exchange with some Indians or (to spice things up a bit) some Mexican bandits, but no one ever gets hurt (maybe "winged") because all the six shooters and rifles are movie props, as they smuggle Whiskey across the border.

Damn, that's like 4 or 5 SOA jokes this month alone hu? Oh well, go with what's funny I guess. After all, isn't Hollywood just telling the same stories over and over and over and over, anyway? So, who cares.

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