[This is not CRFyou. This is Bacon' Mon Fu]
What's that? You've never heard of the Legend of Bacon' Mon Fu? Have you been living under a rock? It's time you got out, went on a camping trip and set the night on fire ...
Allow Bacon to consume you. Allow Bacon to create a perfect harmony in your life. Allow corn beef hash to sit this one out ... Bacon' Mon Fu is there for you. Be Bacon' Mon Fu.
Put Bacon' Mon Fu inside you tonight (or rather, this weekend. Details below).