Throughout history, we as a human race, through turmoil and jubilation, through sin and salvation, through the looking glass and through the teenage mutant nija turtles cartoon shows, we have evolved in spurts. Today is your opportunity to Spurt. Are you going to let this opportunity pass you by?
The end of the World is fast upon us. Mayan Prophecy states the Lady Hump, along with all other living creatures upon the planet, will endure no more ... so be a beautifully dressed corpse and buy yourself a shirt.