Friday, April 13, 2012

Take off all your clothes and put this on ...

 If...
You win one of these Limited Edition (stupid, I know) "Giant Rock Run Track Jackets." Thinking of having some kind of crazy dizzy race around the Giant Rock with say, I don't know, 25 laps (who amongst us can count that high?) with a pit stop for mandatory shots of something(*). *This will be a closed track with professional riders and the consumption of alcohol during this race is for entertainment purposes only. Disclaimer. We'll see what happens...

 We also made shirts for those lucky enough to win them! Only a donzen shirts availalbe. So prepare to eat dirt and fire jump nude, or something else mildly entertaining (?). Bring your originality. Ride your Bantha. Bring your Moonshine. Bring some firewood. Wear your Foil Covered Biltwell Lid and hunt Nazi's with us while we party the night away at Giant Rock. Prize for the best Adolph Mustache grown before the event, so start growing that Lady Killer now.

 Still don't know what the hell we're talking about this time? Well, CLICK HERE and follow the information on the link to attend The GIANT ROCK RUN!

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