I just wanted to remind everyone that Pabst Blue Ribbon is still a crapy tasting poor excuse for a (*) beer.
Make solutions, not excuses.
Buy better beer. If you're too poor to handle that, do a better job "recycling" when you're pushing your cart around. Don't tell me you'd rather spend the money on motorcycle parts. In that case, drink water, from public toilets. It's free! Besides, I don't know what kinda motorcycle parts you're likely to find for the nickle and dimes that you think you're saving instead of buying real (good) beer. And let's be honest here, if you're a "tightwad" Scrooge McFluck, then (I'm not saying this is a good beer mind you, I'm making a dollar comparison) Coors Light is like $17.99 for a 30 pack v. $9.99 for a 12 pack of Pabst Piss Ribbon. My recommendation for you; get over your Hipster love affair and go for something a man would drink.