"Hello. I am C3po and this is my counterpart, Big Bird."
"Beep Beep Bop Beep!"
"Yes R2. This annoying little droid R2-D2 wants me to tell you, that you're about to enjoy a day full of substitute posts."
"Beep Bop Bop a'Lu Lu."
"He also says this giant yellow bird is looking at my crotch? Wait, R2, what metal worm...?"
All day long. Stupid posts to help you forget you missed one of the Best Shows of the Year.