Sunday, August 19, 2012

BACON RUN 2 Woodland Fairies on the Run (pt.5)

 Some people get bitten by bugs in the forest. Some people bite bugs back. On the Bacon Run 2, bugs were scarce. I think the heat took care of them before our hero's arrived.

 The frst discussion of the day was about Beer. Beer and alcohol. The second, and equally important discussion of the day, was Troll Defenses. How to best defend the camp against a Troll Invasion or a Troll Attack and who would work in shift to maintain the perimeter of the Camp. Bacon, if you didn't know, it a common Troll Bait used by Farmers who set traps to "Catch and Kill" Trolls who run raids on their Hog Farms. It's not uncommon to see a Troll, in his natural environment, holding a tire from a Twin Cam, munching on it like a licorice rope. They (Trolls) hate British bikes, because they taste "gay" but love Harley Davidsons because they're made with magic. The older the bike, the more magic dust was used in the sand molds. This is a fact. Read a history book once in a while if you don't know what I'm talking about... Get a life.

Pictures by CRFyou 13th Level Wizard ~ Redwood Original

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