Monday, October 1, 2012

Ghoul Pool UPDATE 2012 ... I still got time, wait and we'll see

Originally posted HERE, the 2012 Ghoul Pool Finalists are:
1.) Lindsay Lohan (I know, no challenge there right?)
2.) Peter Fonda (payback for Easyrider's been a long time coming!)
3.) Vince Neil (you got ol'd man!)
and the long shot (4.) Kitty Von D.
(... not counting her career.)

So where are we now? We've seen plenty of "celebrities" (if one were to call them that...) bite the big balony sandwich in the sky already this year, Phyllis Diller, Sherman Hemsley, Ernest Borgnine, Andy Griffith, Rodney King, Adam Yauch, Dick Clark, Whiteny Houston, just to name few, but what about our pics? Let's have a review shall we... three more months to go!

Lindsay Lohan's been blaming (all) her illness(s) on Boob implants (and we love boobs, who doesn't?) and really, who wouldn't because, they're not your fault (you only had them implanted) and since they're always with you, you've got your own "scapegoats" right under your chinny chin chin. It's not the over the hill, chimney smoking, hard drinking, late nights that make wrinkles on your (breasts, ass, thighs, etc.) face. It's obviously something you're not responsible for. Just ask Daddy. They'll kill you but you'll be a "stacked" corpse. She's been in the news every week for this or that, pretty soon it'll be a relaps or a hot shot that gets her.

Peter Fonda in 2011 called Barrack Obama a "fucking traitor" in a letter to the white house,"I sent an email to President Obama saying, 'You are a f------ traitor,' using those words... 'You're a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military - in this case the coastguard - what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do'." and just a year later (January 2012) found a dead body sitting in a car...

"On January 12, 2011, Fonda found the body of a man sitting in the driver's seat of a car parked on the side of Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles. Fonda called 9-1-1 for first responders, who after reaching the area, explained that the deceased had committed suicide 3 days earlier in the car." Coincidence? Perhaps not. I read that as kinda like a warning. What they didn't report is that the man was wearing a "Captain America" shirt. Death is close...

Vince Neil's been demoted to karaoke versions of his 80's hits with wanna-be teeny boppers who bounce like they've only learned to "lay there" so far (if you know what I mean). "Look everyone! Those teen-agers have their Grandpa on stage with them..." And what exactly does "Going Dark" mean? I think it's a Black-On-White thing really.
Kat Von D's (the outside long shot) has been surfacing on Perez Hilton's website about once a week in her non-celebrity personality. Her career is, shall we say, so 2008 over.
Bun in the Oven or just a everyday Deformity?

In the first part of December we're going to start taking "Velvet Ropers" (those of you who actively follow this blog on google) Ghoul Pool picks and we'll have a year long contest (free swag!). The more exotic and bizarre choices that bite the butcher's Ox Tail (read: dick), the better... my picks obviously this year have passed (or are passing) like farts in the wind... and what does this have to do with motorcycles? Not a whole. Do you really care? You're surfing the web. If you did care, you'd be out on the open road in the wind "living the dream" not sitting behind your computer unless you wanted some of my tasteless humor (that tastes pretty good most of the time. Lick it.)

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