Friday, December 14, 2012

Hey Everybody! It's the CHANUKAH HOT TUB, Saturday Dec. 15th

For those of you with your turtle necks folded up over your eyes and ears who haven't seen or heard, our annual Holiday party is THIS SATURDAY!  You might have noticed that for the first time ever we're calling it a Christmas party instead of the all-inclusive holiday party.  So how do we justify the switch?  Well we figured this year we would incorporate into the Christmas celebration one of the oldest and most sacred traditions of the Jewish faith- CHANUKAH HOT TUB!!  

(*needle scratches off record.)

Yes, the age-old sacrament of Chanukah Hot Tub will be making its first ever appearance in a bar this Saturday at midnight!  You've never heard of it?  Well that's just ignorant!  Time to open your minds, folks.  We promise this will be a tradition you carry on for the rest of your years.  We originally planned for it to go on for 8 nights, but we only have enough water in the tub for one.  Oh, we of little faith...

Now some folks out there have taken offense to this Saturday's antics before we've even gotten them underway.  Now that's just ridiculous.  To those people we respectfully say- LIGHTEN THE HELL UP!

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