Saturday, March 31, 2012

There Will Be Bacon ~ The Movie ( and movie stills )

It gives me great pleasure to present to you the following video, shot by Lady Alizon in Long Beach (at the Long Beach meet up) and Lucifer who ended up there after the main group arrived. To the organizers of the Bacon Run, "Great Job!" Grass Roots all the way!
BACON RUN 2012 from LADY HUMP on Vimeo.

This video has it's own soundtrack, so if you're listening to the blog soundtrack, you'll have to go all the way to the bottom and pause that before playing this video.







Friday, March 30, 2012

Omega Burgers, this Saturday for Breakfast ~ and ~ Ride to both Street Chopper and Dice with Lucifer


 Omega Burgers
16310 Bellflower Blvd.
Bellflower, Ca. 90706

~ Lucifer's Ride Plans ~
11:00 AM meet for Breakfast, Coffee, Bacon, meet and greet.
Located on the corner of Bellflower and Flora Vista, about 3/4 of a mile North of the 91 FWY (Exit Bellflower)
Food is damn good! Show up and ride all day to both events.
12:00 Ride from Bellflower to the Juke Joint in Anahiem for the Street Chopper Party (14 miles, not far).
The Juke Joint show starts at noon but we'll get their fast enough, don't worry.
From Anahiem we'll head to Burbank by 5:00 PM for the DICE party that starts at 6:00 PM

Want more info? Hit Lucifer up if you need to. Also, you can leave a COMMENT below and he'll check it.
 Bacon? Yeah, they serve that too.

Still dont get it? It's this simple ... all bikes welcome. Sportsters may be the best bike out there, but you can ride your Honda or any other "Harley Compatible" bike and no one will think the lesser of you, you're a Lady Hump in spirit and that's what counts... I had to throw that in, since this is Lucifer's ride and he rides the tires off me every weekend! ... Damn.

From the Bacon Run (Long Beach)

 More pictues from the Long Beach meet for the  Bacon Run.



Long Beach Cycle Swap CLOSED.

 The Long Beach Cycle Swap CLOSED? Yes. Cancelled for March and beyond. The parking lot gate entrance(s) were locked. Bike's riding in droves were turned away. Vendors with pickup trucks full of barn found chopper gold (and some silver) were left idle without refunds. Parts were literally crying to be loved, "buy me... buy me... I'm still good." Ok. Not true. But so true. Sure, there were people there, but just barely. I again, conducted a asphalt crack inspection since I could practically see the entire parking lot bare of vendors or patrons. One old man said, "If you looking for crack. You just need to go downtown. They're selling it on every corner." Ummm, right. This IS what happens when you allow a "motorcycle" (cycle to be technical) swap meet to go to shit with ANY vendor under the sun. Rules be damned! Yeah, I think it's funny. It's so funny I'm crying. Crying in my milk. Pewsy.
Imported Nerd.
Girl Bikes.
 Lost Dreams.
"... It'll buff out."

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Bacon Run ~ Balls Out Good Times





Anybody, care for ... a Dip?

Some would say, "without pictures, this never happened." Others would say, even with pictures, it never happened. Still others, would say, "Oh yes. That happened. That definitely happend." And still yet others, wouldn't say anything at all. Us? We'd post it any which way you can...

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Prison Shank Shirt ~ Don't be the Tank Queen, Buy a shirt Today!

 You read that right. Due to crazy high demand (at least for us, that is) we've made another run of your favorite shirts. Get um' while the gettin's good cause I'm making my new designs as soon as some of these puppies sell.

 "Those look pointy?"

 "They look like they'd hurt?"

Bacon Vodka

 When last we left our hero's they were finishing a bottle of Bacon Vodka and perplexed with how to remove the Bacon from the near empty bottle. Finishing the last of the Vodka the only clear option would be to break the bottle on the nearby rocks and free the captured and held hostage Bacon. The bottle had little chance of survival amongst this montley crew... 





 Freedom ain't free babe!

Alex's Bar ~ March 11th 2012 ~ Dixie Fundraier




Lucifer Photography

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Loser

Serious thanks going to Loser Machine for the "Get Well Soon" package they sent me in the mail. I'm feeling better already! Thanks guys. (btw, awesome blog and digging the design of your online store, i.e. mad webber skills.)

Raddness Defined (above)

Saturday, March 31st



 Lucifer want to remind me there's two shows (events) this weekend that seem pretty cool. First on the roll is Street Chopper at the Juke Joint in Anaheim. Starts at Noon. (Now, I know, you're thinking cops are nazi's in Anaheim, the O.C. Well, play nice and maybe they won't bother you. Same with Burbank next on the map; the cops are large and in charge. Don't test your burnout skills down San Fernando Road at midnight, just saying, peace. I don't need any more crazy friends in jail then I've already got).

Dice parties are off the hook when they're outta town cause they bring out everybody from those locals. Well this one sounds like it's going to be even better, at Evil Spirit Engenieering in BURBANK the backyard of the Valley. 6pm-Midnight. It says free beer, hopefully it's not PBR (why is it always PBR? Stuff is horrid). IPA's are mighty delicious. Stouts, Heffen's, anything but that jimmy swill. Beside, I know you guys; if this was a street car named desire, you'd be yelling "Stella!"

As in Atros for the slow to pick up.

The Mother Lovin' Guess Who? (I konw you can do it...)




From the Tri Co. to the Born Free pre-party, to the Quest for Bacon ... all in one day.