BEST NEIGHBORHOOD BAR: last day to vote is today. why is this so important? well it's basically like every movie where the blue collar underdog team has to defy all odds to beat the rich jock team and then in the end the leader of the underdog team who always looks like rick springfield for some reason gets the rich jock dude's chick and then they jump up in the air and the frame freezes. that's why! now go fucking vote.
JACK THE VOTE!!!
You have to vote for at least 15 categories, so just make up everything even if you're across the planet in India! Best supermarket; Ralphs. Best coffee; Starbucks... we don't care what you fill in. What we DO CARE ABOUT is that you put The GASSER LOUNGE as BEST Neighborhood Bar so we can win this and rub it in everyones faces!!! Ha ha ha. Help us JACK THE VOTE!