You gotta learn to smooth thing out recruit! We got you covered. Bring your ol' lady (or your new lady) to the Valentine's Day; Liqoured up fer Lovin' party at the Gasser Lounge and she'll take home a free puppy* Then she'll be so happy with you that she'll absolutely demand you go on every single Lady Hump ride we throw at the Gasser Lounge, and that you take her along with you. Hope you got something more than a solo seat on your mid-life crisiscycle. When's our next moto ride? Feb 23rd 2013 at 3:00 PM. The Sue Boy II Ride. See you there!
* no one takes home a free puppy