Fingers McFartbarf was cleaning off his dad's old workbench and found a bunch of pictures of his pop's Sportster. Pretty cool back in the day. Go Datsun! (How many kids know what a Datsun is?) I guess the story goes something like this; "I'm pregnant...." Ok...? "Sell the bike and buy me a Volvo." ...?
(I didn't say the story had a good ending)