Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Death by Misadventure (Year 2 Anniversary)

::: BREAKING NEWS ALERT :::
Today is the 2nd anniversary of the death of Amy Winehouse who somehow remains dead to this day!

We've followed her life and career ups and downs on the Lady Hump since the inception of the blog (this is what we do, since the beginning. This and Wild Hogs anyway) and we're now almost sure, that she is in fact, not coming back from this one. You can easily google search Lady + Hump + Amy + Winehouse, for our many many previous posts on this popular topic personality, but the long and short of it is, "she came, she cried, she died" and along the way drank a lot. Her blood toxicity level was something like .41 when the coroner measured her internal vodka levels. Embalming fluid made her more sober in fact. Amy you set the bar so high even Lindsay "Sloppy Kiss" Lohan can't touch this.

"Still dead?"
"Yep... want to order up a pie?"

"I ordered anchovies on my Pizza? OMG are you serioussss???? I so don't remember ordering anchovies.... Wahhhhhh"

Remember when we used to do VERSUS matches on the Lady Hump? Well, Amy was both a player and a contestant on not but one of those insanely popular posts HERE. Those were the glory days of blogger my friends, or maybe the salad day... I'm not even sure.

"Anchovies?!?!... Right here Wankers!"

"I'm a fishy girl..."

Have a smoke and take a walk in the ocean. You've earned it girl...

1 comment:

WhitelinePsycho said...

For an amazing singing talent she was delightfully grotesque as both a woman and a human being, bravo Amy, long may your perfect hideosity reign.