The illusion is I sat down for about as long as it took to take this photo.
Pictures are starting to roll in fast and curious at Lady Hump HQ. We're working on a couple shoot-offs from, what has been continuously told to me, as the event of the year (? not my words, don't get your panties in a bag of ruffles I recon')... a movie IS in the editors room, just a dumb fun collection of all the craziness, events, games, contests, drinking and more drinking going on, and some other stuff. And for those 500+ of you who were there and noticed (scratching your head) the extremely large photo booth back drop wall set up, we're editing those pictures too! Too much penis Rev. Those are shit-can from the beginning. Can't wait to see what blossoms outta this!
So Mikey likes to draw on bar napkins while spinning wheels at the Gasser Lounge. So, Schaidy decides it would be a good idea to immortalize his own cartoon self in ink! If you were one of the 500 people at Escape To Hazzard County this year, and you were coherent enough to wake up near the 3:00 am hour, then you heard this guy...
I'm trying real hard to think of a reason I need to go to this swap meet, cause it sure as hell ain't the price of a beer or the excitement of buying some novelty chinese plastic imitation chromed accessories? Someone tip the scale and give me a reason... Well, there is the chance to butt slap some biker-types who rock the stash and bounce for beers afterwards? On the other hand there's this new show on Netflix called The Devils Ride ... ?
"Oh, I'm Hazzard bound I did a crime one too many times It's on the outskirts of town, by the railroad tracks Where the country moon shines Oh, I'm Hazzard bound Tell my girl I'll be back one day Oh, I'm Hazzard bound I may never live any other way..."
To properly get a tattoo, I told Naked Rob that it would be best if he took off all his "more restrictive" clothing. It's a matter of form over function, sure you could tattoo your ass still wearing clothing, but one would be much more comfortable fully nude for the experience.
(These are the PG pictures, the R and better ones we're saving for the next Lady Hump photography book, 2013, which should be available for purchase in February 2014... oh yeah!)
Come check out the new video! Tonight at 10pm, 11pm, and Midnight!
Some of you might not know this, but the Curly Wolf played live (acoustic) for the first time in front of us at the original Escape To Hazzard County in 2012... since then it's been a total love affair with them!!!
Who doesn't visit the Lady Hump for pictures of bikes right? Sure, there's enough stupidity between bike pictures to ease the tougher crowd away, but this is supposed to be for fun right? We still love bike pictures and with (over) 500 people in attendance at this years Escape To Hazzard County 2, I'm going to say near 90% came on motorcycle. Now remember, this isn't a jock-version of a "Biker" event, by no means. This was a super fun, super friendly, "Hillbilly Campout" and that's the charm of missing a tooth and having a bunion and maybe somewhere floating in your gene pool is a close knit blood kin! Cheers Hazzard County! Let the bike shots roll....