"That's No Van... It's a Space Station!"
So one day, James Exley comes walking into the bar and asks "Did you see that Star Wars van?" What Star Wars Van? "The one parked around the corner." Around the corner where? ... and the conversation went in a circle for about 5 minutes before I said, fuck it, let's go. Show me. We walked literally, around the corner, and there it was... something akin to seeing a light saber ignite for the first time and not being able to take your eyes off the trance inducing glow and hum of the awesomeness that it is. Don't know who owns it, don't know much else other than the fact that this Van has the power of the Force!
"Rise my Child... Rise."
(because you were bowing down before the glory, right?)