Yes, BORN FREE 5 fucking rocked...
The bikes, the bikes, and the bikes... were totally awesome, even if it was 100 degrees in the shade.
The beer prices? Not really our thing.
So what to do, what to do?
Worry not your little beard scruffy ones from on yonder' you've ridden from coast to coast (or maybe from just around the corner) to see these bikes... there's help only a phone call away.
"But there's no cell phone service?"
"... and there's too much traffic to make a run anywhere."
Then we're the hero's you need, not the ones you want...
Call Lady Hump and the Superfriends!
Courtesy of the Gasser Lounge!
Plus young Asians who like to drop their pants and bearded kisses...
Those eyes scream "let this weekend last forever!"
And free beer brings out more free beer, it breeds friendship
And then someone breaks out the moonshine and it's now a party!
Plus we sold more CRFyou shirts in one day than on any other day in Lady Hump history! Ah'men. Fathers worldwide now know who you are... watch you backs fellas.