Thursday, January 31, 2013

Need a little Craze in your life?

Eternal Combustion has gone through a metamorphesis of sorts and has teamed up with Battlesteed, some bad ass builders in the middle of Earth. Check out their latest offerings, bike builds, and the occassional boob shot from my old friend Jason Craze ... they have a blog too you should sign up to follow

one in the same

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

A photo fromo Schwing'don ~

Freeeezing cold Stockholm ~ Jonas

Thanks for the submission! If you've got a Sportster and you wanna throw us down some pics. By all means, please do!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Bloggings Not Dead, It Just Lacks Originality ...

Is it true? Can it be? It's not possible ...

Is there any originality out there (echo, echo, echo .... )

We've only got THREE blogs signed up for the February Blogosphere Challenge 2013? How can that be? Facebook and Instagram have killed the urge for originality on the Blogosphere. 

Look at this picture. Haven't you seen this damn joke enough? 

Sign your blog up or die in regurgitated internet vomit. Go original for one damn month. I dare you.
Send me your blog URL and agree to go all original for one month:
Make solutions, not excuses ...

Cake Baking Lessons 101

 Just kidding. I don't know how to bake cakes. Lady Alizon did that. But, I can take the credit on spreading the love over the cake! Constantly running late and on one good lung, did it all in under an hour (I don't even know if that's good or not, but I'll run with it...).
 Free hand that while squeezing a tube of color.
Good thing I've had lots and lots of practice hu?
So we threw a surprise party that literally lasted for 12 hours at the Royal Order of the Moose Club and then carried over to someones house. I have the wounds and photographs to prove it... and I'm not afraid to post them Douglas!

Monday, January 28, 2013

Better than flashback 80's night at the local dive bar ...

Will you recognize me? 
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling,
Rain keeps falling,
Down Down Down Down ...

The Gasser Lounge for BEST OF THE BEACH 2013

You have to vote on 15 items for the ballot to count.  We're going for the Gasser Lounge to win "Best Neighborhood Bar" AND Best Martini and Best Margarita are on there ... and Best Bartender is on there too (Mikey B.).   It's easy if you live in the local beach area(s) or you can just make up stuff so we WIN the Gasser Lounge as BEST NEIGHBORHOOD BAR!!!

Sunday, January 27, 2013


It's time again for the Lady Hump to cast aside the silly and stick to the true blooded Hillbilly, Chopper Freaks, and Stocker Geeks.

It's time for the 
~ 2013 ~

Every Blog in the Lady Hump "Jelly Roll" side bar blogs will be deleted and only those blogs who cast their lines in our fishin' hole will be added (and moved to the top of the screen obviously) for the entire month of February, dedicated to posting ONLY original content. 

Wanna play with us? You'll have a chance to win a FREE copy of the Lady Hump's 2012 Unicorn Amator 168 page, full color, ad free photography book and FREE swag? Pretty sweet deal. All you've gotta do is (a.) send me your blog URL (b.) Post ONLY all original content for the month of February (c.) post at least twice weekly (more is better), and (d.) sit back and watch the traffic visit your blog.

You can do parts, fab work, cleaning your garage, taking snaps of your ol' lady, crash parties, ride pics, build pics, friends pics are ok too... all original but you gotta tell simple stories. No facebook crap, no right click theft, nada petty theft off the interboob! Easy... for some. Hard, for most.

Send me your URL now!

Dice Release Party #48 (pictures inside and out)

 Ooutside the Scarlet lady Salon, Culver City, CA.
Dice Magazine
Release Party and Benefit for Caleb Owens

Hazzard County in the House!


Bacon Crew Representing

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Dice Party Pics Tomorrow ...

... and Happy Birthday Roofeeoo!

Me and Julio, down by the School Yard ...

The stuff you find on the internet (makes me almost turn it off)(not really) ...

So, what are you planning to do while you wait eagerly for the next season of Son's of Anarchy? Maybe you should start up a new hobby? Playing with dolls seems to be pretty bad ass. You can literally build your own M/C club and do tea time, dress them, undress them, pose them...

It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping, it will give you new life
You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it

Come on, vogue
Let your body groove to the music, hey, hey, hey...

Rock Inn Sunday (4) Road Side Problem Solving (Bungee Cords)

 Ugh... you hate to see it happen, but it does from time to time. In this case Gilby knew his Knucklehead rear fender was starting to go, and before he could get home and fix it, it decided to fix itself in the least desirable way.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Proof Reading Party (It's not really a party, and there's really not much reading ...)

 We received the PROOF copies of Lady Hump's 2012 "Unicorn Amator" our 3rd annual photography book. 168 pages, full color gloss, ad free ... that means NO advertisments! All content.
The "official" release date is still February 23rd. The same date as the Johnny Cash Birthday Bash Ride/Party. And again, we'll hand out raffle tickets along the ride route and when we get back to the bar we'll pick a bunch of winners who'll receive free copies. Online sales will open that same day.

The Unicorn's Chump (yeah, we were serious about that...)

Send in your latest updates w/ pics by February 1st! Thank you.

Rock Inn Sunday (3)

 More pictures from the Sunday Ride to the Rock Inn.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Exley Photography

I told you I'd share James Exley's photography link with everyone when I got it ... and I got it.

Specific to the Gasser / Lady Hump ESCAPE TO HAZZARD COUNTY Group Camping Trip, check out his "All Gasser, No Brakes"

Rock Inn Sunday (2)

 It's your all-styles kinda "biker friendly" destination. A little bit of everything was in the parking lot. Bar and Dining establishment inside. South of the California Poppy Reserve and a jaunt north of Castaic Lake, located off County Highway N2 / Elizabeth Lake Road in Lake Hughes, CA.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

"No way. No son of mine is going to rock that patch! Nu Uh."

Cheaper than Crack, Lunch at Hooters, or a Peanut Tank full of Gas. Makes for interesting conversations in front of large groups of Biker Bro's at Cookie's Corner or other Bagger Herd migration establishments for those unfamiliar with the Lady Hump (or) inquiring relatives at family gatherings; Thanksgiving, Christmas, Aunt Thelma's Birthday Party, and (my personal favorite) Book Clubs!

"Johnny... are you Queer?"

Return To Hazzard County (more pictures)

 The Curly Wolf
 Couple more pictures from the Return To Hazzard County party that we threw at the Gasser Lounge on January 19th, last Saturday. James Exley has a webiste that going to go active soon if you're interested in obtaining any of his pictures from the event (or portraits). When it does go active I'll have a post announcing it, so stay tuned for that.