Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Dallas Does America ~ Day 2

Not the dinner I'd pick, but Dallas is continuing his 30 day plus adventure riding his scoot arcoss America... some poeple go to Sturgis, this guy's going everywhere...

We're SAFE in Redondo Beach, far away from the Riots in Huntington Beach...

I'm sure you've heard of the "riot" that happened at/after the U.S. Open (surfing) at Huntington Beach? If you haven't you really didn't miss much... or anything at all worthy of mentioning, but some funny pictures came out of it... and if you've seen any video at all, it looks like I Verizon or Tmobile comercial, with everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) holding up their cell phones chanting "I don't know what we're doing but I CAN HEAR YOU NOW!" Read more about the "riot" HERE

So really this was just and excuse to post up these snaps from Heavy Metal Chuck and Jason as they we're ill'n at a nearby convention. Beer Tit Tap was found at the Loser Machine booth... why didn't they have this at Born Free pourin' Pina Coladas and White Russians?

Get Sixxxed

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Vintage Sportster Racer (pic by Jeff O.)

Photo Woodburn OR,  Circa 1987,  By Jeff O.

(You notice the BEER stand? There's no ads. There's no logos. No corporate promotion or girls in bikinis on OCC bikes with feathered hair cartboard cut-outs... just plain simple American "BEER"... perfection. Thanks Jeff O for the submission! We love um')

Monday, July 29, 2013

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Lightnin' Woodcock and FARTBARF

Lightnin' Woodcock


Ladies and Gentelmen, Mr. Yannycash!!!

Thursday, July 25, 2013


 I'm guessing this is the comfort zone position...

 PV Horn "breakdown" run for Dallas who's leaving Los Angeles on Saturday moring and heading out on a 30 day cross country trip. He'll be updating his blog every day or so, follow his travels HERE

_FARTBARF_ Master Of The Five Count

 Awesome FARTBARF show at Studio Hermosa w/ Lightnin' Woodcock

 More pics from the show later in the week with some video

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Wednesday Night Ride (7-24)

Ok, we're meeting at the Gasser Lounge at 7:00 pm (Gassed Up ready to Roll) and leaving pretty quick on a round the horn and over the bridge Dallas Does America ride before circling back to hit Studio Hermosa for the FARTBARF and Lightnin' Woodcock show! See you tonight.

It's still summer so we'll keep on posting pictures...

from Mikey B's White Trash Pool Party!

We got Sharks and Whales and all kinds of Tubes n' Balls, but next year we really need these items...

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Death by Misadventure (Year 2 Anniversary)

Today is the 2nd anniversary of the death of Amy Winehouse who somehow remains dead to this day!

We've followed her life and career ups and downs on the Lady Hump since the inception of the blog (this is what we do, since the beginning. This and Wild Hogs anyway) and we're now almost sure, that she is in fact, not coming back from this one. You can easily google search Lady + Hump + Amy + Winehouse, for our many many previous posts on this popular topic personality, but the long and short of it is, "she came, she cried, she died" and along the way drank a lot. Her blood toxicity level was something like .41 when the coroner measured her internal vodka levels. Embalming fluid made her more sober in fact. Amy you set the bar so high even Lindsay "Sloppy Kiss" Lohan can't touch this.

"Still dead?"
"Yep... want to order up a pie?"

"I ordered anchovies on my Pizza? OMG are you serioussss???? I so don't remember ordering anchovies.... Wahhhhhh"

Remember when we used to do VERSUS matches on the Lady Hump? Well, Amy was both a player and a contestant on not but one of those insanely popular posts HERE. Those were the glory days of blogger my friends, or maybe the salad day... I'm not even sure.

"Anchovies?!?!... Right here Wankers!"

"I'm a fishy girl..."

Have a smoke and take a walk in the ocean. You've earned it girl...

Monday, July 22, 2013