Thursday, October 31, 2013

FARTBARF VHS Video from 1989 ... What a treasure!!! Check it out!!!

Fartbarf - Master of the Five Count - VHS Circa 1989 from Oxnard Skate n' Bail on Vimeo.


So, after the festivities this weekend, we decided to take the BSA's out for a spin, and I had to run by my buddy Curley's birthday party for his little girl.

The Odd Couple - Corinna Mantlo's 68' BSA Lightning
and my 68' BSA Lightning chopper

headed to a princess party!

 We stayed late, hung out a bit afterward, and decided it was time to go our separate ways, I headed back to the garage to drop off the chopper and pick up my daily rider, the Suzuki. It was a little after midnight on Saturday, and I was heading to the last traffic light in my hood before home when - BANG! Some jerkwad ran a stop sign and pulled out in front of me and forced me to lay it down. I dropped the bike, but I ended up flying through the air and colliding with a parked car. I wish i could tell you more but i was unconscious after that and he left me there for dead. Luckily some friendly neighbors saw the whole thing happen and called the paramedics. I woke up some time later on the ER table, fighting with some guy who was trying to take my pants off. I'm totally fine, bruised up and stitched up, but no internal injuries or brain damage or anything like that. Just a reminder to look both ways, even the way you're not going, and never underestimate the power of one stupid person.

Hill Billy Buns n' Good Clean Fun! MISS HAZZARD COUNTY 2013

Who's it going to be?

Wait and See...

More Info on Escape To Hazzard County 2013 HERE

Widow Jane Distillery Party - Red Hook, Brooklyn

Well, last weekend started up pretty good. We had a party down at the Widow Jane Distillery in Red Hook, sponsored by a few of our favorites like Biltwell, Lowbrow and Keino Cycles. There was a free tasting of all their boozy wares, free pulled pork sandwiches, and all the free beer you could snake out of a iced down whiskey barrel out back. They had been working on their mascot - a modern restoration of a Vincent by Stephen Pate, and whether you fall on the period correct side or the modern chop side, this thing was an impressive piece of machinery. 

 Widow Jane's Vincent

outside, featuring John Romano's historic Vincent Black Shadow 
and Corinna Mantlo's '68 BSA Lightning

inside with the cocktail slingers
 new arrivals at the party
outside the main door

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

There's one last chance to see the Dead Marionette Theatre in 2013...

We may have already held our annual Full Costume Ride, The Nightmare Before Hazzard County, and we've already had two stellar shows with DMT, but there's still one encore performance to be had at the Gasser Lounge when The Dead Marionette Theatre pull out all the stops on October 31st 2013 (Halloween Night)

... plus hey, who's not going to miss yet another chance to dress up and play something other than "biker" like they all do on the weekends? Shit gets so old I wanna new drug... (probably the worst lyrics of any Huey Lewis song ever).

And as I always am fond of quoting myself; "Get your Puckered Starfish off the Rod Iron fence and do something besides complaining there's never anything to do!"

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE HAZZARD COUNTY ::: Carnevil is Here!!! (pt.2)

Lil' Red and the Big Bad Wolf at the Purple Orchid along the Nightmare Before Hazzard County Full Costume Ride!

"What? Over? Did you say "over"? 
Nothing is over until we decide it is! 
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 
Hell no!!!!"

João Grandão

"Maybe it was an Iguana?"
It was NO Iguana.
"A bald Monkey, an elf or a Leprechaun?"
It was Nothing like that Penis-Breath!!!

You know, the question I get asked most often is, "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?"

CARNEVIL at the Gasser Lounge

... and these guys too. 
(Let's just save their story for another time. Until the confidentiality stipulation has been lifted)

More pics coming soon...

Monday, October 28, 2013


 Man, what a Blast! Thanks to everyone who made it out, all the irregular Lady Hump regulars and all the Chop Cult'ers who rolled out and those who decided to stay the night and experience the DEAD MARIONETTE THEATRE show at the Gasser Lounge! Thanks (of course, once again) to the Gasser Lounge for fist bumping the Wonder Twin Powers with the Lady Hump and making bacon! Gotta mention @Thiswhiskeybentbitch Jessica who entertained us at the Purple Orchid (exotic tiki lounge) and set the tone for the rest of the night! Thanks Jessica!
Wuss Army Kit and Lady Hump at the start of the Full Costume Ride

Heavy Metal Chuck

Vinnie and Ivan Klimatovich
(anyone know who that is?)
Don Knotts?
Nope! That's Wuss Army General Kit!!!
Go Go Turtle Power
(being chased by butterflies...)

The exodus from the Gasser Lounge

The Cheshire Cat

Bandit and the Grass Man

Bearded Jessica and the some of the crew at the Purple Orchid

.... a lot more pics coming soon!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

October 26th 2013 :::DEAD MARIONETTE THEATRE :::

Dead Marionette Theatre LIVE at the Gasser Lounge

There's only one 2013 performance left... Halloween CARNEVIL Night, Thursday, October 31st 

What's that again about you've got to take your kids trick-or-treating? That's fine. Do that, and then come to the bar before eleven or so for some real adult fun!!!

Friday, October 25, 2013

Time is running out ... tick tock, tick tock

The Deadline set for Shirt Sales (i.e., your ticket into Hazzard County) is November 1st. After that, the shirt order will already be in production at Lady Hump HQ and we'll not likely make many extras... you snooze, you looze... BUY YOUR SHIRT NOW 

Thanks again to everyone who's already reserved their spot at what is sure to be a great, private, all-inclusive campout, raffle and party. You should have received the first Hazzard Email No.1 by this time (or if you just bought a shirt today, by Monday then, this weekend is going to be slightly crazy with the Nightmare Before Hazzard County and CARNEVIL at the Gasser Lounge). The Second Hazzard Email will be delivered the during first week of November.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Title is up for Grabs!!! Miss Hazzard County 2013 ...

Someone's going to win...


If you've been to one, you already know! CARNEVIL at the Gasser Lounge is off the hook! Three Nights, October 25th, 26th, and 31st this year (with the Nightmare Before Hazzard County / Full Costume Ride on the 26th). Be there one night, or like some, be there for all three... We've been in full production all month long and it's going to be horrifically grand!

The Full Costume Ride will stay on the streets, we've arranged with some Hazzard County friends to bar hop local, drink specials, etc., so if your costume is spandex, lingerie, or some other thin polyester see-through material... great! And you already know, FREE collectible* event shop rags for motos all year long for every ride hosted by the Lady Hump / Gasser Lounge, so ride on down and pick one up! 

* Not counting the ones Wyatt had hanging in the garage and his Uncle tore off the wall to clean up some oil! "You did what...????? You used what!!!!!" (I'll see if I can replace some of them, but I usually give them all away or include them in mail orders after the event... sorry Wyatt!)

Dead Marrionette Theatre performances all three nights!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

His Van Blew Up ???

The Zombie Performance "My Van Blew Up" Sale!!! ... only for a limited time.

Steffan's 67 econoline threw a rod so now he need to recoupe some funds after being forced to purchase a newer van so he can keep rolling. Sucks for him but good for you!!!!!

Here's how he explains it; "For a limited time Im offering select handlebar designs for $20 of the retail price. The same Zombie Performance, handmade in the USA quality at a lesser price!
For more information on his bar selection and/or how to order CHECK HIS WEBSITE HERE

Although my Zombie Performance bars are White and the above sale is for Raw or Black only, you can pretty much see how bad ass they are!