Friday, November 29, 2013

I love FARTBARF more and more every time I hear them...

To find out more about one of my favorite bands, check out their webiste HERE

or just visit my Vimeo page and watch them rock out!

Monday, November 25, 2013

Hillbilly Campout of the Year ? ... that would be ESCAPE TO HAZZARD COUNTY 2

The illusion is I sat down for about as long as it took to take this photo.

Pictures are starting to roll in fast and curious at Lady Hump HQ. We're working on a couple shoot-offs from, what has been continuously told to me, as the event of the year (? not my words, don't get your panties in a bag of ruffles I recon')... a movie IS in the editors room, just a dumb fun collection of all the craziness, events, games, contests, drinking and more drinking going on, and some other stuff. And for those 500+ of you who were there and noticed (scratching your head) the extremely large photo booth back drop wall set up, we're editing those pictures too! Too much penis Rev. Those are shit-can from the beginning. Can't wait to see what blossoms outta this!

LBCS November 2013

Just a couple pics from yesturdays Swap Meet. Actually picked up something that might work? Saw a handful of people I knew and bla bla blah, blah blahbla...

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Sometimes you just gotta scream at the top of your lungs... for hours... and hours

So Mikey likes to draw on bar napkins while spinning wheels at the Gasser Lounge. So, Schaidy decides it would be a good idea to immortalize his own cartoon self in ink! If you were one of the 500 people at Escape To Hazzard County this year, and you were coherent enough to wake up near the 3:00 am hour, then you heard this guy...

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Long Beach Cycle Swap this Sunday...

pics from October 2013

I'm trying real hard to think of a reason I need to go to this swap meet, cause it sure as hell ain't the price of a beer or the excitement of buying some novelty chinese plastic imitation chromed accessories? Someone tip the scale and give me a reason... Well, there is the chance to butt slap some biker-types who rock the stash and bounce for beers afterwards? On the other hand there's this new show on Netflix called The Devils Ride ... ?

Thanks For Leavin' MUSIC VIDEO

The Curly Wolf 
Video premier party at the Gasser Lounge 11/22/13

Literally his ASS was Hazzard Bound ( get a tattoo)

"Oh, I'm Hazzard bound
I did a crime one too many times
It's on the outskirts of town, by the railroad tracks
Where the country moon shines
Oh, I'm Hazzard bound
Tell my girl I'll be back one day
Oh, I'm Hazzard bound
I may never live any other way..."

To properly get a tattoo, I told Naked Rob that it would be best if he took off all his "more restrictive" clothing. It's a matter of form over function, sure you could tattoo your ass still wearing clothing, but one would be much more comfortable fully nude for the experience. 

(These are the PG pictures, the R and better ones we're saving for the next Lady Hump photography book, 2013, which should be available for purchase in February 2014... oh yeah!)

Sweet cheeks Naked Rob!

Friday, November 22, 2013


Come check out the new video! Tonight at 10pm, 11pm, and Midnight!


Some of you might not know this, but the Curly Wolf played live (acoustic) for the first time in front of us at the original Escape To Hazzard County in 2012... since then it's been a total love affair with them!!!

It's 3:00 AM, do you know why you're awake?

~ Schaidy ~
He runs Punk Rock Wednesday's at the Gasser Lounge.
Is it any surprise he decided 3:00 AM was as good as time as any to entertain Hazzard County?

"Jealous cowards try to control
Rise above
We're gonna rise above
They distort what we say
Rise above
We're gonna rise above
Try and stop what we do
Rise above
When they can't do it themselves

We are tired of your abuse
Try to stop us it's no use!!!"

Punk Rock Wednesdays
Every... Wednesday, at the Gasser Lounge

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Some of the Bikes at ESCAPE TO HAZZARD COUNTY 2

Who doesn't visit the Lady Hump for pictures of bikes right? Sure, there's enough stupidity between bike pictures to ease the tougher crowd away, but this is supposed to be for fun right? We still love bike pictures and with (over) 500 people in attendance at this years Escape To Hazzard County 2, I'm going to say near 90% came on motorcycle. Now remember, this isn't a jock-version of a "Biker" event, by no means. This was a super fun, super friendly, "Hillbilly Campout" and that's the charm of missing a tooth and having a bunion and maybe somewhere floating in your gene pool is a close knit blood kin! Cheers Hazzard County! Let the bike shots roll....