Saturday, February 15, 2014

The Continuing (fini) Story of The Man with The Broach

It's the end of the story. After reading this one, I doubt there's any reason to keep lighting that candle, right? The mystery of the Broach may never be solved... 

(not exactly)
"Dude. Get some glasses, that's just a red dragon fly"

And as I'm sure, all of you (including us) missed the article, here's the link to Los Angeles Magazine's tell all tale of the "Secret Life of Johnny Lewis." A very good read for every Sons of Anarchy fan (as if) and everyone else intrigued by the overall hype surrounding his (now defunct rumor) that he was high on bath salts.

And more accurately some new synthetic version named "Smiles" curiously never mentioned in the article by name, his Triumph accident, his arrests, his fame... well, maybe until "E" True Hollywood Stories gives him a solid 45 minutes of more fame... if the "Church" allows it? Hummm...

More on Smiles here: Live Science


Excerpt from the Jan 30th 2014 article...
"Across the hall from Lewis’s room was the master bedroom—Cathy Davis’s room. There was blood on her bed frame, wall, table, and chair. On the floor next to the bed lay her body. The blunt-force trauma to her head “fractured her entire skull and obliterated the left side of her face, leaving her brain exposed,” wrote Coroner’s Office medical examiner Kelli Blanchard in her report. “Brain and tissue matter seen on the floor around her. Her face is covered in blood. Her nose is split down the middle and her upper jaw is split open.” There were also four small puncture wounds on her left cheek, presumably from a mechanical pencil found beside the body. The official report, released two months later, revealed that Davis had been killed by blunt-force trauma to the head."

Rare Zombie Half Sack photo obtained by Lady Hump press pool. 

3 comments:

WhitelinePsycho said...

Resurrect the Half Sack routine man, gotta be a big earner there . . . now we can all go back to sleep.

Lady Hump said...

I'm sorry man, I think it's really really over for him/his character... the final nail. Now, in true hollywood form, if that "sci-fi movie" were to ever be released where he "learned an entire alien language" were to surface... I'd probably have to give it some attention, otherwise, this is our last goodbyeeeeee........ echo echo echo.....

WhitelinePsycho said...

Now you got me tearing up mate, shit !!!