Monday, April 28, 2014

Welcome to Camp Thundercunt, Giant Rock Run 3 (pics.2)

Arriving at the world largest free standing boulder is pretty amazing having trenched your street motorcycle through 5 or more miles of sand. There was only one dump in (and on dump out) this year (both by experienced dudes who've been through the same sandy road prior...?) but what's even more amazing is the fact that the Campground along side Giant Rock is (allegedly) called "Camp Thundercunt"

Now if you look closely, you can see the wave of cars peeking behind the Giant Rock. This was the Cult of "Zoltaar the Destroyer" an intergalactic space alien worshiping cult made of of mostly white family type people driving Subarus, Prius, and Volvos (mostly) with their own and apparently adopted (perhaps abducted?) children from other races (hey, I call it like I see it). They arrived at the rock and performed about two hours of prayer and ceremony before, in the blink of any eye, they all disappeared. Did they drive off, all of them, that suddenly? Or did something more sinister happen to them? Only Zoltaar the Destroyer knows for sure... 

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