Did you know I fancy a fine Sportster? Sportsters are America's Favorite Harley Davidson. Unfortunately, most of them are ugly Mares. It's rare you see so many Unicorns in a parking lot full of Mules.
You get it? Mares... female horses over four years old? Like girls bikes... over four... years... old? Sometimes I don't even know why I bother with trying to be humorous. "How do you like your martini Sir?"