<edit: see that's proof I've been up all night at work right there... I can't even spell costume. Such a retard.>
... but we'd rather cover you in Blood, Bile and Booze.
Well, that might be an "exaggeration"... "might be." But we've noticed that someone thought it would be funny to post up our full costume ride hashtag under the Love Ride posts on instagram so we've just taken it to the next retard level and fixed all the mistakes with their promo. You're welcome Jay Leno. (and I don't even know if Jay Leno even has anything to do with this years Love Ride, so whatever...)
The choice is pretty simple;
Dress Up > Required at both events.
(only home made costumes are wayyyy cheaper than taking out a loan and shopping at the Official HD Accessories and Clothing Division at your nearest Dealership).
Booze > Cheaper specials at the Gasser Lounge, wayyy better selections.
Ride > Our will have wayyyyy less traffic involved.
Attitudes > We only encourage two kinds; juvenile and Tom Foolish'
Muisc > Buckcherry can suck it! DMT will murder them seven fold!
FULL COSTUME RIDE 7 PM
DEAD MARIONETTE THREATRE 11PM
OCTOBER 25th 2014