Monday, March 31, 2014

Listen to LOVELINE tonight on KROQ 106.7FM


You miss it, you die.
FARTBARF
Tonight from 10PM to 12AM 

I've been listening to the album all morning and I'm probably about to implode!!!


Sunday, March 30, 2014

NDWS no.3

Sometimes, actually all the time, things get really weird. We do weird. Weird does Us.
I'm processing nearly 500 photos. Man, things got weird... #funsucks
Just one more rad weekend that puts me even further behind processing videos and photos from previous-previous weekend events. #funsucks

Camping in McCain, Camping in McCain. Don't drop your bike Camping in McCain.

North Drinks With The South
~3~
Gotta do this! 
Hosted by the ever handsome @24cycles
40 bikes plus chase civilians

We travel to where cell phones don't work... except we keep getting text messages about Mexican cellular rates? Makes no sense at all... (Husker Du)

We tossed the Gnome onto the roof for some photographs.

I need an intern...

Saturday, March 29, 2014

RISE ABOVE LOSANGELES


RISE ABOVE LOSANGELES RIDE 4-19-14
(Our 3rd FREE Shop Rag of the year available to the first 50 riders only)

immediately followed by the...

WELCOME BACK JESUS PARTY @ Gasser Lounge


He comes back every year, and guess where he goes? That's right... but before he hits your Moms house, he stops at the Gasser Lounge!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Born Free PRE Party at Garage Co., March 22nd 2014


For a BORN FREE SHOW pre-party, this one was bigger than the first Born Free! In it's own right I gotta hand it to the people putting these BF parties together in Inglewood (of all places), you're doing it right! BORN FREE SHOW


Honestly I can't tell you who won the Panhead, I was too busy in the parking lot taking pictures and talking to people. This small collection of photos is only to give you a scope of what the street outside the Garage Co. looked like (yeah, filled to the brim). By now, you should have visited, but if you haven't here is your GARAGE COMPANY LINK





More pics coming, there were some really really nice bikes present on Saturday, and some really big titties inside...

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Ladyhump NYC - East Coast Update!

What have we been doing? Well, we've been freezing our asses off... 
but lately it's been ride-able enough and we're starting to come out of the garage. 

We were up at Tradecraft's secret upstate cabin, drinking beers in the snow


These girls - Erika Blair and Annie Rush stopped by to help 
Witness Co for a new photoshoot layout for his jewelry company 
and they helped warm us up.



 


 Jason Goodrich's old lady Rachael and her buddy Leslie 
left us for a motorcycle trip to India

They say they're never coming back 

 
 We had a warm day and poked our heads out


Damon picked up this old 79 Ironhead from Keino Cycles



Says he wants to turn it into some kind of flat tracker thing, we're
gonna help him with that.
 
My 69 BSA Lightning is in the process of being torn down, about to be 
showroom quality in the new season. More on that later.


Oh and it was Curley's birthday. Happy birthday Curley!!!











Tuesday, March 25, 2014

PRISON SHANKS 3.0

Gasser Lounge Mikey seems to have lost his Prison Shank 2.0 and he's been demanding a replacement... so here's a 3.0 version, front image only, black shirts with dark grey ink. Super limited edition.

Brooklyn's own Jay McJay is building the Lady Hump army up in the NYC. Expect to start seeing more coverage from the East Coast as soon as you all break the ice and emerge from your winter hibernation! (enough already.... seriously)

Monday, March 24, 2014

Unicorn Bagger


It's not often you see a bagger in the fold of the Lady Hump, but I saw this one at the March LBCS and you know, I probably don't even have to describe why I took some pictures of it hu...? 

Functionality at it's best... I can appreciate the self made hard bag cover.



Additional Information:
Instagram has been responsible for the near-instant alert of stolen bikes (and in some cases recoveries) in the Los Angeles area... This last weekend, at the Long Beach Cycle Swap a 1976 Shovelhead was stolen (picture below with IG contact info). There's a lot of tips and deterrents online about preventing motorcycle theft, I suggest everyone evaluate their own situation and do what they can to prevent their own bike from being stolen.

Locks are not a 100% guarantee your bike wont be stolen. Oftentimes two or three big dudes can pick up a bike and toss it into the back of a low pickup, etc., regardless of any lock(s). But it can be a deterrent when parking your bike in areas where crooks, having to take the time to cut off locks prior to theft, may decide to pass on trying to steal your bike. It might not look "that's SO chopper" to have a big ugly lock on your bike, but at least you'll be able to ride it home instead of having to ride bitch on the back of a friends bike because yours got pinched.

Bike thieves suck ass, like a fat girl with a chocolate milkshake. Everyone carries a cell phone these days, so take a picture of your bike every time you park it and walk away. Carry your License plate and VIN info in your wallet (a lot of good it will do in a stash tube when your bikes missing...).

It takes a lot of balls to steal a bike from the LBCS, tons of people around, Long Beach cops at all the entrances, tons of staff on-hand. Someone saw something. If you were at the Sunday swap taking pictures in the parking lot, as tons of people were, and you find this bike amongst your photos (even if it's in the background) contact moonsmc (on IG) and get those photos to him. It may assist in the recovery!


Do the chickens have large talons?


We ride... You know it's going to be another fine Lady Hump Motolicious-Experience.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Waint' aminute you going to the SWAMP or the SWAP ?


Slinging Snails and Puppy Dog Tails; Select Lady Hump merchandise on hand. Look for us with 24Cycles in spots 810-811-812

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Why Won't People Take Fartbarf Seriously?


Read the Vice/Noisey Interview HERE

Listen to Panopticon

Bask in the glory that can only be Fartbarf...

Just a little pre-Ruckus frolic'


Saint Mikey; The Patron Saint of Inebriation
Jus' a little luck of the Tea Bag for every bike present...




You ever wonder if frog balls are slimey? I still cant find any to tell you!


Monday, March 17, 2014

Back in Stock

There's a handful of you that have been waiting for these to come in. They'll ship tomorrow morning. The rest are up for grabs... or footsies under the table??? Perhaps.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Ben!


Throwing out a quick Happy Birthday to KultofSpeed aka Ben aka Whiskey Ben aka Tequila Ben aka The Birthday Boy!!! Happy Birthday man, can't wait to ride (code for drink) with you again... 



Friday, March 14, 2014

Venice Vintage Motorcycle Swapmeet ( this Sunday )



Brady Walker just forwarded me some information on the upcoming Vencie Vintage Motorcycle Swapmeet this Sunday ( March 16th 2014 ). Swap Meet open at 7am-Noon. Perfect opportunity to kill some time before Sunday Mass at Deus and the 3rd Sunday VVMC Ride.