Monday, October 27, 2014


Dead Marionette Theatre
You absolutely MUST see this show!!!
You have two chances remaining this year...
October 31st
November 1st
1500 Aviation Blvd., Redondo Beach CA

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Killing Hipsters Since 1969

Shirts are in stock and pre-order have been shipped!

Superfriends are GO!!! (or) HUGE ASS HILLBILLY GOOD OL TIMES PARTY!!!!!!

So this years Escape To Hazzard County is nearing the membership closing date...
OCTOBER 31st CLOSES this years Membership drive.
Your chance to join the Superfriends and attend this years "Hazzard County" will close in less than 10 days... 

do it now!

It's our third year running. You've either been to a previous one, or you've seen a ton of photos from one? Maybe you're a hermit and live in a cave without the Internet (but then how are you reading this?) So, you know, and you know what we do... WE THROW A HUGE ASS HILLBILLY GOOD OL' BOYS PARTY!!!

Zombie Performance has created some cool ass trophies for this years "Cock Fight"
So, big boys, do you measure up? We'll see...

Wicklow Atwater is one of five bands playing the Hazzard County Stage this year!

The Duke Contest is totally going to rule!!!
Ladies, might I suggest, you cut them shorter??? Yes.
Jackalope Trading Co. picture by @welovedon

and the Hazzard County Raffle has a whole bunch of bitchin' one off, brand it "Hazzard County" items that really set this raffle one the next level... there's nothing here you can pick up from the local swap or from ebay (I've made sure of that, trust me). All original, one-off (or modified Hazzard) items! (more on that later...)

Stay Trashy Hazzard County... we'll be there soon!

~ Superfriends United ~

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Jay Leno wants you to DIE (of boredom) on the Love Ride...

<edit: see that's proof I've been up all night at work right there... I can't even spell costume. Such a retard.>

... but we'd rather cover you in Blood, Bile and Booze.

Well, that might be an "exaggeration"... "might be." But we've noticed that someone thought it would be funny to post up our full costume ride hashtag under the Love Ride posts on instagram so we've just taken it to the next retard level and fixed all the mistakes with their promo. You're welcome Jay Leno. (and I don't even know if Jay Leno even has anything to do with this years Love Ride, so whatever...)

The choice is pretty simple; 
Dress Up > Required at both events.
(only home made costumes are wayyyy cheaper than taking out a loan and shopping at the Official HD Accessories and Clothing Division at your nearest Dealership).
Booze > Cheaper specials at the Gasser Lounge, wayyy better selections.
Ride > Our will have wayyyyy less traffic involved.
Attitudes > We only encourage two kinds; juvenile and Tom Foolish'
Muisc > Buckcherry can suck it! DMT will murder them seven fold!

OCTOBER 25th 2014

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Escape To Hazzard County 3 is coming up fast!!

 Loud n' Greasy is coming out from Texas for this years Escape To Hazzard County 3 and did find himself looking the Omen of Hazzard County directly in the face at the grocery store this morning...

Good Omens just do follow you to the store unless it's meant to be!

The Hazzard County Raffle, filled with all Hazzard-themed, one off Brand-It Hazzard County, Custom Tooled H/C wallets, logos, etc. etc. is shaping up to be the most impressive assortment of prized Hazzard County memorabilia in history... pictured above Spagettys Garage Co. custom tank shaping up!

This years events are also filling with custom trophies and the like. Each participant event; the Hazzard County Olympics to recognize this years "He-Man of Hazzard County" the "Cock-Fight" (trophies pictured above by Zombie Performance ) and the Daisy Duke Contest to identify this years "Miss Hazzard County!" will all have individual recognition awards!

There'll also be five bands performing live this year
... and everything else that makes Escape To Hazzard County the "diamond earring" in the nose of Southern California that it is every year!

Membership drive cut-off date is October 31st.
Event is November 15th, 2014