Saturday, December 27, 2014

Show and Tell, with Americana Speed Shop

Just wanted to share this awsome custom tool-bag made by Americana Speed Shop that my wife set up with Ian, without me catching on anywhere along the way... pretty slick. Thank you both for making Christmas that much more wonderful!

If you didn't get a chance to read it, I also did a Sponsor Spotlight Hazzard County Raffle interview with him about two months ago you can still read HERE

Friday, December 26, 2014


As of today, there's approx. 25 Calendars left in the shop if you've been sleeping under a rock and missed the pre-Christmas rush on picking one up for the new year. Check out the remaining Escape To Hazzard County merch here:

Schafmayer and Co Holiday Party!

For Christmas this holiday season we got to party at one of our favorite Hazzard County sponsors - Schafmayer and Co! They had egg nog a-flowin and stacks of holiday treats for everybody. Mikey Quackenboss had some of his prints and paintings on display and there were raffle bags full of all kinds of holiday goodies. A good time was had by all. Hope everybody's having a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Stay safe and happy holidays!
-Jay McJay

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Cheat the Worms!!!

Suicide is not the answer. Do not believe in the false $ profit of Jackson Teller.

Television show addiction can happen at any age, but it usually starts when a person is young and influenced by (dumb shit) what they see on T.V.  If you continue to follow cancelled shows despite the alienation and harmful consequences of becoming anti-social, you could be an "addict." It is important to talk to a Addiction Specialist about it — your eyesight and very future could be at stake!

Have friends or family told you that you are behaving differently since starting to watch a particular show? – such as acting withdrawn, frequently tired or depressed based on the happenings within the show, or hostile when a favorite character is killed off? You should listen and ask yourself if they are right - and be honest with yourself. These changes could be a sign you are developing a television show addiction problem. Parents sometimes overlook such signs, believing them to be a normal part of the teen (from teen to late 30's evidently) years, dressing like you’re a part of some imaginary motorcycle gang, or a survivor on a island “Lost” or maybe you have Superpowers and believe your party of some larger group of "Superfriends"? Only you know for sure if you are developing a problem because of your television use. Here are some other signs:

Hanging out with different friends who watch the same shows as you.
Not caring about your appearance if your show isn't on tonight; why even get out of bed?.
Getting worse grades but knowing more about a "fictional" city than the city you live in.
Missing work or skipping school to watch re-runs on Netflix.
Losing interest in your favorite activities (sex) outside of your "favorite" show.
Getting in trouble in school or with the law just like the “club” does.
Losing our job because you won't shut up about an episode titled, "Laying Pipe."
Have different eating or clothing habits based on imitating the shows placement marketing.
Having more problems with family members and friends because they don’t respect your imaginary television club.

There is no special type of person who becomes addicted. It can happen to anyone.

Let's start the healing process together:

Admit you are powerless over watching Sons of Anarchy — that your Tuesday nights have become unimaginable without having an hour long dose of Jackson "Jax" Teller's ass coming out of a shower or Juice taking it like a trooper from inside a jail cell.

Kutter Sutter has left you stranded without the sustenance needed to go on with your lives. You need to reclaim your grip on reality and a firm grasp on your own sanity.

You waited three days, and Jax did not rise from the grave. Now it is time to turn the television off. Kurt Sutter has abandoned you to your own devices after addicting you to his for the last seven years.

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself. Clean out your "officially licensed" wardrobe.

Admitted to yourselves, and to another human being* the exact nature of your wrongs (*actors from the show do not count. Do not attempt to talk to the television screen.)

You are entirely ready to remove existence of your hometown or neighborhood SOA mini-charter. Some of you got together and made your own vests and came up with our own "member" nicknames. You may have even changed the name of the family pet to "Chucky" or "Milo" (that will also need to be changed).

Humbly remove your shortcomings by "laying pipe" to yourself (in the form of a pen on paper)
Make a list of all persons you have harmed**, and become willing to make amends to them all. (** Real people. Not anyone from the Mayan's or the Charming Sheriffs Dept., or even someone you imagined you off'd and buried in the woods. People like your friends, kids, parents. People you've ignored for seven years.)

Make the call and cancel the Cable, Direct TV, or online streaming service (HULU, Amazon Prime, etc.)

Seek through prayer and meditation ways to improve your conscious contact with "regular people" as you encounter them in "reality", pray for knowledge*** common sense and the power to utilize it. (***All the characters who were killed off were only "actors" and no one really died, praying for their souls and/or their "return" is absolutely pointless. Accept it.)

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry this message to other SOA Thuper Fan MC members, and to practice these principles in all your affairs****. (**** You don't smuggle guns, ride a Dyna-Davidson (maybe a Huffy I'd believe), street chase 70's muscle cars through the Port of Los Angeles, burn off your ex-friends tattoos with blowtorches, stab people in the neck with exact-o knives or gold crucifixes, outwit all levels of local and state government, etc. etc. Let it go...)

Your addiction can end as soon as you start the recovery process.

On the IG check: #SOAThuperFanMC

This is a public service message brought to you by 
Margaret Murphy
Addiction Specialist, St. Thomas Hospital

Sunday, December 21, 2014

It's THE HALF-ASSED CHRISTMAS PARTY at the GASSER LOUNGE!!! ...and don't forget the HANNUKKHA HOT TUB too!!!!!!

Well, you went to a themed Christmas Party this year did you? That must have been nice. How many sweaters did you count? How much was the least expensive beer on the menu? ...tisk tisk tisk. You missed a multi-cultural, multi-themed, multi-sweatered, half-assed-but-fun-as-hell "chopper" Christmas Party! Where else are you gonna find a Dead Santa? a bunch of Dead Marionettes (wink wink), a Rabbi and a Bunny, and more snow than in any other part of Southern California? Come on, you know where. Say it.... Go on, Say it...

"alright... I'll say it for you. THE GASSER LOUNGE."

Merry Christmas 

Just a couple pics from our KITMAS (the pre-Gasser Christmas Party) BBQ street party

Kit lives at the end of Candy Cane Lane and for the last 20 years he's had a large Grinch atop his chimney while every other house on the block has decorated for the kids and tourists who visit his block every Christmas season. What was funny about parking choppers on the lawn and drinking beers was every one who came by looked at the Grinch on the roof, looked at the bikes, and kept on going... except for one 4 or 5 year old that ran up and said "I want a motorcycle!" Oh yeah... Dad, she's going to be trouble. Another lady, some Mom-type, says "Didn't you get the memo?" Yeah, we got it. You want a beer? Good times... but next up, the "Half Assed" Christmas Party at the Gasser Lounge!!!

Friday, December 19, 2014

The patch that started the great "Internet War of 2015"...

I'd like to offer a public apology to all those that this patch has really offended. It seems that the Internet has taken an instant hatred toward this notion of "DENIM VESTS" now being a "CRIME?" And that's whether they were made as a vest, or, if they were altered from a jacket into a vest. So, before there's any social media flash mob attack against Lady Hump HQ, please accept my public apology.

Sometimes, the butts you hurt the most. Are your own.

You would think, after all this time. People would understand that the Lady Hump is about the jokes...

Sure the patches are real, but so is the humor.

2015 Hazzard County Calendar

That time again already? Yep.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Couple more pictures from the 1st annual Toy Drive

So great to see so many friends and new friends come together for a good cause. Thanks again to for putting this together last Saturday and making Christmas just a little better for some kids who  weren't expecting the generosity of strangers. Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

24 Cycles 1st Annual Toy Drive, San Diego, CA.

This dude Atom crashed his bike about a week ago and still had the balls to hobble his broke ass into the shop to hold the First Annual 24 Cycles Toy Drive he'd been planning for the last month!

Here's a couple pics from the event. Thank you for putting this together Atom / 24Cycles 

Damn if that isn't hundreds of toys! So happy to see that people didn't just be "a" unwrapped toy, but they brought out bags full of toys! Amazing. Thank you so much, everyone who donated at the event AND those who dropped off toys last night at the Gasser Lounge collection. Every toy will go to a needy child and that's better than anything else I can think of doing on perfect "Summer-in-Winter" Saturday with my motorcycle under me!