Friday, February 27, 2015

Snows the time for a Good Book!

So most of the country is under 16 inches of snow and roads are frozen and gas pumps are frozen and girl friends are asking you "Do I look fat in this Parka?" And you're, like, "Yeah baby. You look like a hippopotamus in that coat." And you're only telling her the truth, but there's no sandwich in your future. Instead of dealing with reality... sit down with a good book and tell the old lady to go out to the garage and get you a beer... from the store!

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Ching Chong Potato


If you like to talk to tomatoes,
If a squash can make you smile,
If you like to waltz with potatoes,
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a ride for you!

Ruckus Ride! Ruckus Ride!
Ruckus Ride! Ruckus. Ride.

Ruckus Ride! Ruckus Ride!
Ruckus Ride! Ruckus. Ride

Broccoli, celery, gotta be Taterzooka,
Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen, Taterzooka,
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour, Taterzooka.

There's never ever ever ever ever been a ride like the Ruckus Ride!
There's never ever ever ever ever been a ride like the Ruckus Ride!
It's time for Sham-Ruckusssssssssssssss!!!!!!!

The Magical Potato Tree of El Segundo!
Come pluck from three...

March 14th 2015
Gasser Lounge

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Support the ALIEN RUN 2015

Support packages available at their Big Cartel store. Pick up a patch / sticker / button combo and help buy the community firewood for the intergalactic gathering of weirdos!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

No One Could Change My Mind But...

MAMA TRIED! Greetings from New York! It's been a while since we posted, sorry but it's been freezing here. So what did we do? Did we go someplace warm? NO WAY. We went to Milwaukee, WI to go see Mama Tried! We ran into some old friends, made new friends, listened to some great bands, drank in probably the nicest biker bar I've ever been in, stayed in a strip club till we shut it down, saw some really incredible builds with some incredible craftsmanship and I didn't see any fights the entire weekend. I don’t know if people in the Midwest are just really, really nice or what, but we liked it. Could I live in Milwaukee? I don’t know, but we’re going back for Hood Bush in July. 

Hanging at the Iron Horse Hotel before the show

Seriously this place is nice.

Mount Salem at the Harley Davidson Museum

TROUBLE at the Harley Davidson Museum

Silks Exotic Gentleman's Club

Custom Norton by Dave Cook

Visionary Cycles '49 Panhead (with custom seat done by our friend
 Corinna Mantlo of Via Meccanica!)

Dave Barker/Speed Metal Cycles - '50 Panhead

Larry Pierce's '48 Flatty 

Clown Car Vannin to the after party with 
the Triple Six Crew Death Company 

The Summertime Dudes at the Cactus Club

Friday, February 20, 2015

Waterloo in Long Beach

We'll also be BFF Buddie-Boothing this Sunday with 24Cycles at the Long Beach Cycle Swap
Swing by if you want to pick up a copy and save on shipping costs.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Giving "Pork Swords" to everyone who dares open it's pages...

We realize social media is a land filled with pom-poms and saline infused D cup sized marketing reflections, but we're dedicated to continuing the tradition of keeping a patch of grass roots alive... Ripe in the days of Blogging, the Lady Hump earned it's racing stripes on your Mom's underwear, and even today those stains linger with the distant scents of hangovers and burnt oil. Documenting all there is to do, as much as we can do, in Southern California from all of 2014 (and anywhere else we might travel to along the journey), this is our 5th annual annual, ready to fill it's place in your collection of good times. Covering the local scene(s); motorcycle events, parties, performances, and campouts, 150 pages of full color photography with not a single ad to annoy or distract. ZERO ADS. The "Best of" the Lady Hump blog from 2014 at your fingertips. Please don't drop it in the toilet... although you might not be familiar with "printed material" much like your iphone, it's not waterproof.

Every copy ships in a protective bubble mailer with free stickers.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Taco Moto Tuesday Report / Surf Taco

Every Tuesday with a local meet up in Long Beach and a different Taco Tuesday destination until the tacos run out... follow @xwalkerx and @kultofspeed on the IG for the DL. Everyone welcome.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Celebrate St. Patricks Day like only the Lady Hump does...

... which is actually on a different day, under a different name, but still mixed in with booze and green Leprechaun shenanigans at the Gasser Lounge. Kit's already built the second Taterzooka so we're sure to match mantle v. man. We'll knock the crust from your core!

March 14th

Monday, February 16, 2015

The One Show 2015 (photography from James McCormick)

Our good friend from Oregon, James McCormick (from Felony Flats Leather...) was kind enough to set us up with a selection of The One Show 2015 photography! Thanks James.

Friday, February 13, 2015


... and wipe the memories of anyone who still remembers what happened in the morning.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Taco Tuesday Moto Meetup's

Some of the locals over in Long Beach came across a "Best of Taco Tuesday" list in one of the weekly papers and now it's a reason to have a ride to a different taco location every Tuesday night. This was their second open to anyone jaunt and, yeah, the taco's at Taco Grill in Westminster were pretty darn good. Follow @xwalkerx or @kultofspeed for further.