Friday, February 27, 2015

Snows the time for a Good Book!


So most of the country is under 16 inches of snow and roads are frozen and gas pumps are frozen and girl friends are asking you "Do I look fat in this Parka?" And you're, like, "Yeah baby. You look like a hippopotamus in that coat." And you're only telling her the truth, but there's no sandwich in your future. Instead of dealing with reality... sit down with a good book and tell the old lady to go out to the garage and get you a beer... from the store!




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